- Pvt. Snafu: [while being caressed by three harem girls] Ain't this swell, I fixed things I told you I could, what a camp no more discipline, boy am I good.
- Technical Fairy - First Class: [the Technical Fairy appears scaring the girls away] I beg pardon sir, you hear all that humming? I got a suspicion the Goimans are coming!
- Pvt. Snafu: [pulls out a gun] The Goimans, The Goimans I'll moider them poops!, let me at them Goimans, say where are my troops?
- [yelling]
- Pvt. Snafu: Troops! Troops!
- Soldiers saying Ah nuts: [choosing to ignore him] Aw nuts!
- Technical Fairy - First Class: No use they ain't trained, they got no morale, your army's a washout, my fine-footed pal.
- Technical Fairy - First Class: The moral Snafu, is the harder you woik the sooner we'll beat Hitler, that joik!