Screwed (2000)
Norm MacDonald: Willard Fillmore
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Quotes
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[after Rusty hits the cop over the head with a desk lamp]
Willard Fillmore : What the hell did you do that for?
Rusty P. Hayes : I was scared!
Willard Fillmore : So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?
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Miss Virginia Crock : But I have to go to the stadium!
Willard Fillmore : You ain't Got to do nothing Till I Tell You, You Smelly Old Bitch!
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Rusty P. Hayes : You expect me to believe you were mugged?
Willard Fillmore : Mugged? It was more like a rape!
[silence]
Willard Fillmore : Well... not real rape.
