- Rusty: Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get ahead." He said if you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get head!
- [after Rusty hits the cop over the head with a desk lamp]
- Willard Fillmore: What the hell did you do that for?
- Rusty P. Hayes: I was scared!
- Willard Fillmore: So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?
- Miss Virginia Crock: [after finding out the Germans are pulling out and also finding out the realization of not paying the ransom] Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!
- Miss Virginia Crock: But I have to go to the stadium!
- Willard Fillmore: You ain't Got to do nothing Till I Tell You, You Smelly Old Bitch!
- Rusty P. Hayes: You expect me to believe you were mugged?
- Willard Fillmore: Mugged? It was more like a rape!
- [silence]
- Willard Fillmore: Well... not real rape.