Charmed (1998–2006)

Jennifer Rhodes: Penny 'Grams' Halliwell

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Quotes 

• Grams : Have you been exercising your powers daily?

  Piper : Do I need to?

  Grams : Well, you know, if you don't want to lose control of them. Did you perform a ritual to promote growth?

  [Piper and Leo look sheepish] 

  Grams : Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites?

  [Piper and Leo continue to look ashamed] 

  Grams : Sweetheart, what did you do?

  Leo : We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.

  Grams : No wonder this baby summoned me.

• Phoebe : So, we get to go back there? And we get to meet our grandfather?

  Grams : Don't make too much out of it, because whatever you do, you can't change the past or tell anyone you're from the future.

  Phoebe : [Indicates Chris]  Well, why does he get to?

  Chris : Because I know what I'm doing.

  Grams : Not from where I'm standing.

• Grams : Piper blew up the wolf from inside. Although it took her long enough.

  Piper : Hey, back off Grams, I just saved your ass.

• [upon meeting Grams for the first time] 

  Paige : No offense, but aren't you supposed to be dead?

  Grams : Oh, I'm over that.

• Chris : In the future, everyone tried to control the demon with no name, but it can't be done.

  Grams : That's hardly a winning attitude, young man. And why, in heaven's name, couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing?

• Grams : You need guidance, some advice on a certain sister situation. Am I getting warm?

  Phoebe : Red hot. But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f...

  Grams : Fine.

• [Paige has just been revived after eating Snow White's poison apple] 

  Paige : Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin?

  Grams : You were dead, dear. But bright side, at least now we have something in common.

• Grams : You and Paige moved out? When?

  Phoebe : Uh, a few weeks ago. But we're handling everything.

  Grams : Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the manor. Exactly how are you handling things?

• [Green blob is growing rapidly on Chris, trapping him] 

  Grams : Oh, you must be Chris, the new whitelighter.

  [aside, to Leo] 

  Grams : You know, he doesn't look very qualified for the job.