Dominion Tank Police (1988–1989)

Sean Barrett: Big, Britain (1992)

Quotes 

• Red Commando : Listen here, apeface, the Tank Police ain't gettin' in my hair! That picture goes with me.

  Lt. Britain : [to Red Leader]  The ape that knows he is one has attained true wisdom, thus sayeth the Lord.

  Chaplain : Right on!

  Lt. Britain : [yelling to Red Leader]  I'll castrate you, asshole!

• Lt. Britain : Booohooo... curses... I can't stand it... I ain't been so humiliated in my whole friggin' life. Waaaaah! I'll kill him. I'll cut out his stinkin' guts and piss on 'em!

• Al : [sighs]  I wish I coulda done somethin' to try and save her.

  Chaplain : Take not this burden on thyself.

  Al : If it was the Lieutenant they'd taken as a hostage, I guess I could live with that...

  Lt. Britain : Gee, thanks...

  Al : ...but not Leona!

  Lt. Britain : Listen kid, I've been real patient, but now you'd better go!

  Chief Of Police : Back off! I'll tell you, if they *had* taken you instead, I wouldn't lose much sleep.

  Lt. Britain : What? You really mean it, Chief? Right then, I quit!

  [the squad cheers and, behind his back, wave signs reading "Get Out", "Getaway", "Go away", "No Return", and "Go Home", which disappear when he turns back] 

  Lt. Britain : Okay, maybe I'll git, but I'm gonna take you bastards with me!

• Chaplain : What are you doing under that heap of scrap, Lieutenant?

  Lt. Britain : He wants to know what I'm doing in this heap of scrap. *Taking a rest, naturally!*

• Lt. Britain : This some kinda new drug?

  Doctor : Nothing new about it. As a matter of fact, its a batch of urine.

• Chief Of Police : Well, who's fool enough to play with a grenade?

  Chief Of Police , Lt. Britain : [simultaneously]  I'll bet it was Leona Ozaki!