The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

Alan Cumming: Gazoo, Mick Jagged

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : Hey, was that an insult?

  Gazoo : Well, if the shoe fits...

  Barney Rubble : What's a shoe?

  Gazoo : Than I guess it *was* an insult.

• Gazoo : [after seeing the "Univershell" logo]  Did anyone else see those big letters flying by?

• Mick Jagged : You're awfully pretty when you smile, Miss Betty O'Shale.

• Gazaam : We are sending you to a planet with virtually no civilization for you to muck up!

  Gazoo : Please, no, anything but...

  Gazing , Gazaam : [in unison]  Earth!

• Gazoo : I come from a planet too far for you to fathom and a civilization too advanced for you to comprehend.

  Barney Rubble : Wait a minute, Fred. I'll bet we get wishes!

  Gazoo : Pardon?

  Barney Rubble : Yeah. We let you out of the fancy bottle and now we get wishes, right?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, Barney's right. Let's get this started. What do we have to rub?

  Gazoo : Now, look here. I am not some sort of friendly cartoon genie, and that is not a bottle. It is a spacecraft. I am of a highly evolved alien species. I don't do funny voices, I don't sing catchy songs, and I do not posess a magic carpet for your big, bloated behinds to float upon! I am here to observe your species mating rituals, OK, dum-dums?

  Fred Flintstone : Dum-dums? Hey, was that an insult?

  Gazoo : Well, if the shoe fits.

  Barney Rubble : What's a shoe?

  Gazoo : Yes, it was an insult.

• Gazoo : [watching Fred putting his arm around Wilma on the rollercoaster]  Nice opening gambit lover boy. Now, close the deal so I can get off this Warren lock.

  Fred Flintstone : I'm ignoring you right now.

  Wilma Slaghoople : What did you say?

  Fred Flintstone : I said, I'm adoring you right now.

  Wilma Slaghoople : Oh Fred. That's so sweet.

• Gazoo : [as he is forced into a spaceship]  But wait, surely there must be others more qualified than I.

  Gazaam : [slyly]  Of course, but why risk losing one of them?

• [first lines] 

  Gazaam & Gazing : You are a calamity, a disgrace! You've got no professional detachment, and you can't keep your big nose out of other people's business! As an intergalactic observer, you stink!

  Gazoo : [sees the Universal logo]  Did anybody else see those flying letters by?

  Gazaam & Gazing : You are hopeless, Kazoo.

  Gazoo : Actually, it's Gazoo. "Ga!"

• [Fred and Barney, disguised as dancing girls, burst into Mick Jagged's dressing room and close the door behind them] 

  Betty O'Shale : [excited]  Barney?

  [they turn around] 

  Betty O'Shale : [disgusted]  Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Wow, you really ARE with Mick Jagged.

  Mick Jagged : [points to Fred and Barney]  I hope you're not the two girls I sent for.

  Betty O'Shale : No. Actually, the cuter one used to be my boyfriend.

  Mick Jagged : What?

  Barney Rubble : [steps forward]  Betty, I understand if you want to be with this famous rock star instead of me, but I just had to come back here and tell you... I love you.

  [Betty turns her head and smiles at Barney] 

  Barney Rubble : I don't think I ever told you that before, but now I did, so, goodbye.

  [turns to leave; Betty stops him] 

  Betty O'Shale : Barney, wait! Do you really mean it?

  Barney Rubble : Of course I do. I've never felt this way about anyone before.

  Betty O'Shale : Well, then, what about that showgirl you were with in the restaurant?

  Barney Rubble : Roxie? That's Chip Rockefeller's girlfriend. He sent her to take me to the buffet so I couldn't stop Fred from gambling.

  Betty O'Shale : Chip Rockefeller has a girlfriend? Somebody's got to tell Wilma!

  Fred Flintstone : Don't worry, Betty. I'll handle Rockefeller.

  Mick Jagged : All right, all right, would somebody mind telling me what the bloody hell's going on here?

• Chip Rockefeller : Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst...

  [Everybody gasps] 

  Chip Rockefeller : But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.

  Towel Confessor : [sobs]  I stole all the towels in my room!

  Chip Rockefeller : Well, that is illegal! But, still...

  Underwear Confessor : I'm wearing someone else's underwear!

  [Everybody gasps and groans] 

  Chip Rockefeller : No! I was talking about a...

  Dinosaur Confessor : I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!

  [Everybody laughs] 

  Chip Rockefeller : All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.

  Wilma Slaghoople : My pearls?

  Betty O'Shale : Wilma!

  Fred Flintstone : All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...

  Chip Rockefeller : I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.

  Fred Flintstone : Low-life!

  Dinosaur Confessor : Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?

  Chip Rockefeller , Wilma Slaghoople , Betty O'Shale , Fred Flintstone , Barney Rubble , Mick Jagged , Roxie : NO!

  [Dinosaur Confessor walks away]