Kristen Johnston: Wilma Slaghoople
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Quotes
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Wilma Slaghoople : [sees Betty sitting alone at a table] Hi Betty.
[Betty says nothing]
Wilma Slaghoople : Did I tell you that's a really pretty dress?
Betty O'Shale : [quietly] Thank you.
Wilma Slaghoople : [sits down next to Betty] Betty, you aren't still mad at me, are you?
Betty O'Shale : Mad? Just because you pretended to be poor? And I took you in and I felt sorry for you?
[stands up]
Betty O'Shale : Why would that make me mad?
[walks away]
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Colonel Slaghoople : Oh Wilma, whatever you decide to do, I want you to know something. Your daddy will always love you.
Wilma Slaghoople : [embrace] Thank you, Daddy.
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Gazoo : [watching Fred putting his arm around Wilma on the rollercoaster] Nice opening gambit lover boy. Now, close the deal so I can get off this Warren lock.
Fred Flintstone : I'm ignoring you right now.
Wilma Slaghoople : What did you say?
Fred Flintstone : I said, I'm adoring you right now.
Wilma Slaghoople : Oh Fred. That's so sweet.
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Betty O'Shale : I'm so happy for you.
Wilma Slaghoople : And I'm so happy for you too, Betty.
Betty O'Shale : I've... never been so happy.
Wilma Slaghoople : Me neither.
Pearl Slaghoople : [very rudely towards the two emotionally happy girls] Hey, knock it off. You're big girls now. Wilma darling, you are doing the right thing. I married the Colonel for his money and look how happy we are.
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Wilma Slaghoople : [fed up with her mother's prejudice towards Fred] How can you treat people this way?
Pearl Slaghoople : Is it because, they are not like you? You know what?
Wilma Slaghoople : That is why, I like them. Because they are not like you. They like me for who I am, and not WHO I am. I mean... You know what I mean.
Pearl Slaghoople : [furious to be stood up to] How dare you to talk to me like that, Wilma! No one has ever talked to me like that before!
Wilma Slaghoople : Well, Mother, may be it's about time somebody did.
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Chip Rockefeller : Fred, would you mind emptying your pockets?
Fred Flintstone : You think I stole Wilma's pearls? Chip, that's...
Chip Rockefeller : Why? Do you have something to hide, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Definitely not! See for yourself.
[reaches into his pocket]
Fred Flintstone : I'm not--
[pulls out Wilma's pearls and stares at them; everyone gasps; Barney's jaw drops]
Betty O'Shale : [horrified] Fred.
[Wilma can't believe her eyes]
Fred Flintstone : Wait a minute, I didn't take these. Wilma, why would I take your pearls?
Chip Rockefeller : Do you deny that you owe the casino over a million clams with no way to pay it back?
[everyone gasps; Betty shakes her head]
Wilma Slaghoople : Fred, is that true?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, but--
[Wilma looks heartbroken; Chip takes the pearls from Fred]
Chip Rockefeller : Wilma, darling, I'm so sorry.
[Wilma looks at Chip; glares at Fred, who shakes his head; snatches back her pearls and runs out of the casino in tears]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma. Wilma. Wilma, you can't believe him! He set me up!
Chip Rockefeller : Security, take this man to jail!
[everyone cheers]
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Chip Rockefeller : Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst...
[Everybody gasps]
Chip Rockefeller : But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.
Towel Confessor : [sobs] I stole all the towels in my room!
Chip Rockefeller : Well, that is illegal! But, still...
Underwear Confessor : I'm wearing someone else's underwear!
[Everybody gasps and groans]
Chip Rockefeller : No! I was talking about a...
Dinosaur Confessor : I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!
[Everybody laughs]
Chip Rockefeller : All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.
Wilma Slaghoople : My pearls?
Betty O'Shale : Wilma!
Fred Flintstone : All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...
Chip Rockefeller : I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.
Fred Flintstone : Low-life!
Dinosaur Confessor : Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?
Chip Rockefeller , Wilma Slaghoople , Betty O'Shale , Fred Flintstone , Barney Rubble , Mick Jagged , Roxie : NO!
[Dinosaur Confessor walks away]
