Jane Krakowski: Betty O'Shale
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Quotes
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Wilma Slaghoople : [sees Betty sitting alone at a table] Hi Betty.
[Betty says nothing]
Wilma Slaghoople : Did I tell you that's a really pretty dress?
Betty O'Shale : [quietly] Thank you.
Wilma Slaghoople : [sits down next to Betty] Betty, you aren't still mad at me, are you?
Betty O'Shale : Mad? Just because you pretended to be poor? And I took you in and I felt sorry for you?
[stands up]
Betty O'Shale : Why would that make me mad?
[walks away]
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Betty O'Shale : I'm so happy for you.
Wilma Slaghoople : And I'm so happy for you too, Betty.
Betty O'Shale : I've... never been so happy.
Wilma Slaghoople : Me neither.
Pearl Slaghoople : [very rudely towards the two emotionally happy girls] Hey, knock it off. You're big girls now. Wilma darling, you are doing the right thing. I married the Colonel for his money and look how happy we are.
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Chip Rockefeller : Fred, would you mind emptying your pockets?
Fred Flintstone : You think I stole Wilma's pearls? Chip, that's...
Chip Rockefeller : Why? Do you have something to hide, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Definitely not! See for yourself.
[reaches into his pocket]
Fred Flintstone : I'm not--
[pulls out Wilma's pearls and stares at them; everyone gasps; Barney's jaw drops]
Betty O'Shale : [horrified] Fred.
[Wilma can't believe her eyes]
Fred Flintstone : Wait a minute, I didn't take these. Wilma, why would I take your pearls?
Chip Rockefeller : Do you deny that you owe the casino over a million clams with no way to pay it back?
[everyone gasps; Betty shakes her head]
Wilma Slaghoople : Fred, is that true?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, but--
[Wilma looks heartbroken; Chip takes the pearls from Fred]
Chip Rockefeller : Wilma, darling, I'm so sorry.
[Wilma looks at Chip; glares at Fred, who shakes his head; snatches back her pearls and runs out of the casino in tears]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma. Wilma. Wilma, you can't believe him! He set me up!
Chip Rockefeller : Security, take this man to jail!
[everyone cheers]
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[Fred and Barney, disguised as dancing girls, burst into Mick Jagged's dressing room and close the door behind them]
Betty O'Shale : [excited] Barney?
[they turn around]
Betty O'Shale : [disgusted] Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Wow, you really ARE with Mick Jagged.
Mick Jagged : [points to Fred and Barney] I hope you're not the two girls I sent for.
Betty O'Shale : No. Actually, the cuter one used to be my boyfriend.
Mick Jagged : What?
Barney Rubble : [steps forward] Betty, I understand if you want to be with this famous rock star instead of me, but I just had to come back here and tell you... I love you.
[Betty turns her head and smiles at Barney]
Barney Rubble : I don't think I ever told you that before, but now I did, so, goodbye.
[turns to leave; Betty stops him]
Betty O'Shale : Barney, wait! Do you really mean it?
Barney Rubble : Of course I do. I've never felt this way about anyone before.
Betty O'Shale : Well, then, what about that showgirl you were with in the restaurant?
Barney Rubble : Roxie? That's Chip Rockefeller's girlfriend. He sent her to take me to the buffet so I couldn't stop Fred from gambling.
Betty O'Shale : Chip Rockefeller has a girlfriend? Somebody's got to tell Wilma!
Fred Flintstone : Don't worry, Betty. I'll handle Rockefeller.
Mick Jagged : All right, all right, would somebody mind telling me what the bloody hell's going on here?
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Chip Rockefeller : Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst...
[Everybody gasps]
Chip Rockefeller : But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.
Towel Confessor : [sobs] I stole all the towels in my room!
Chip Rockefeller : Well, that is illegal! But, still...
Underwear Confessor : I'm wearing someone else's underwear!
[Everybody gasps and groans]
Chip Rockefeller : No! I was talking about a...
Dinosaur Confessor : I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!
[Everybody laughs]
Chip Rockefeller : All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.
Wilma Slaghoople : My pearls?
Betty O'Shale : Wilma!
Fred Flintstone : All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...
Chip Rockefeller : I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.
Fred Flintstone : Low-life!
Dinosaur Confessor : Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?
Chip Rockefeller , Wilma Slaghoople , Betty O'Shale , Fred Flintstone , Barney Rubble , Mick Jagged , Roxie : NO!
[Dinosaur Confessor walks away]
