Joe the King (1999)

Peter Anthony Tambakis: Little Joe

Quotes 

• Roy : While you're in the bathroom, put some toilet paper in there.

  Joe : You do it. It's your jerk-off room.

  Roy : I'll jerk your head off!

• Bob Henry : You listen to me.

  [grabbing Joe's ear] 

  Bob Henry : When I ask you to do something, you do it, right?

  Joe : Right.

  Bob Henry : Make me chase you down the fucking street... If I ask you to march out on the street and jump up and down like G.I Joe, you do it, right?

  Joe : Right!

  Bob Henry : If I ask you to go up on the roof and bark like a chicken, you do it, right?

  Joe : Right!

  Bob Henry : I don't give a fuck whether it's your bosses, whatever it is, I'm your father and you do exactly what I say. Look at me! Right?

  Joe : Right.

  Bob Henry : All right. What's for supper?

• Bob Henry : What do you need the money for? Christ, I coulda got you the money. What the fuck d'you need money for? You're thirteen fucking years old.

  Joe : Fourteen

  Bob Henry : Well, you're not gonna see fifteen at this rate.

• [seeing Joe eating scraps out of the sink] 

  Jorge : Did you get something to eat?

  Joe : Uh, just some Ho-Ho's.

  Jorge : Ho-ho's? Get a sandwich. Tell Roy to get you a sandwich, man.

  Joe : No, it's all right. I'll just pick on this.

  Jorge : I wouldn't be touchin' that if you saw the leper who was drooling all over that shit.

  Jorge : [calling to the cook]  Hey, Roy, you old fuck!

  Roy : What?

  Jorge : Get the boy a sandwich or somethin' before he gets hepatitis!