Ron Jeremy: Phil

Quotes 

• Kathi : Well, who do you think you are anyway? Steven Shpielsberg?

  Phil : That's pronounced Spielsberg...Spielberg. And, no I'm not. Who do you think you are? Gypsy Rose Lee?

• Phil : You may want to cry your eyes out on any one of our three soap operas: "Secret Sperm", "Lays of Our Lives", or "Ball My Children", please.