Roger Ramjet (1965)

Gary Owens: Roger Ramjet

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• Roger Ramjet : General, listen. What's that?

  Gen. G.I. Brassbottom : It's either turkeys gobbling or Congress is back in session.

• Maharaja : As we say in Bramestan, may the Sun shine upon your entire face while the Moon illuminates the continents of your grandfather's mouse trap.

  Roger Ramjet : What a beutiful sentiment.

• Roger Ramjet : What seems to be the trouble down here?

  Pancho La Panza : In San Domino, we put pleanty of hot sauce on our food. Except now we don't got the hot sauce.

  Roger Ramjet : You mean...?

  Pancho La Panza : Somebody stole all the hot sauce in San Domino. Without the hot sauce, the people won't eat!

• Roger Ramjet : That's the famous Mona Lishnas. One of the most valuable paintings in all the world. It's worth millions.

  Doodle : Oh yeah? I wouldn't even trade it for my autograph picture of Gary Owens, the famous whistling disc jockey from Mitchell, South Dakota.

• Roger Ramjet : There is no such a thing as the Abominable Snowman. It's just a silly superstition.

  Snowman : [Loud howl] 

  Doodle : Roger, that's one of the loudest silly superstitions I ever heard.

• Roger Ramjet : But that's impossible.

  Gen. G.I. Brassbottom : Anything's possible in a kid's cartoon show, you heroic boob! Now you've got to help!

  Roger Ramjet : Or what?

  Gen. G.I. Brassbottom : Or we've got two minutes of dead air!

• Real estate broker 1 : Hello there, could I interest you in beautiful Vist a View lot?

  Real estate broker 2 : Just sign here on the dotted line where it says 'sign here on the dotted line'.

  Roger Ramjet : Well, first I'd like to look around.

  Real estate broker 1 : Certainly. Take all or any part of 10 seconds.