The Tom Green Show (1999– )

Pierce Brosnan: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Tom Green : [strumming his guitar singing]  Pierce is gorgeous. Pierce is a gorgeous man. Pierce is gorgeous, he's a gorgeous man.

  Pierce Brosnan : [Pierce is looking spooked and waves his hands and a knife, gesturing to Tom to speed up his song]  Hurry up!

  Tom Green : [singing and strumming]  I used to watch Remington Steele and I was mad at the end when he never got the credit for solving the crime, when he obviously solved the crime every time and he never got the credit. He never got the credit in the end.

  [Pierce is looking stunned] 

  Tom Green : [singing and strumming]  In the 80's, he did a movie about nuclear meltdowns. There was a bomb or something in the middle of the city.

  [to Pierce] 

  Tom Green : Remember that one? What was it called?

  Pierce Brosnan : Let 'er rip Tom, Let 'er rip.

  Tom Green : [singing and strumming]  Pierce is a gorgeous man, Pierce is a gorgeous man.

  Pierce Brosnan : I'm getting worried now, getting really worried.

  [Tom gets closer to Pierce and kisses him] 

  Tom Green : Pierce!, thank you!

  [Tom and Pierce shake hands] 

  Pierce Brosnan : Thank you so much Thomas, you poor boy, you poor boy you. Don't give up your day job!