Maury Chaykin: Mr. Cooper, Louie Loser
Quotes
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Jailer : Your lawyer's here.
Jacob Two Two : My lawyer? What lawyer?
Jailer : Tough luck, kid. Your lawyer is Louie the Loser.
Louie Loser : [comes onto the scene eating a doughnut] Actualy, the name's "Loo-zar", "Loo-zar".
Jailer : Sixteen years without winning a case? I don't think so.
[to Jacob]
Jailer : Believe me, kid, the name's "loser"!
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Louie Loser : Your honor, I object!
Justice Rough, The Judge : [menacing] Object? Object to what? Are you objecting to me!
Louie Loser : No, I said I "in-ject". I inject my approval of what you said. Good call, judge, guilty!
