Quotes
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Jailer : Your lawyer's here.
Jacob Two Two : My lawyer? What lawyer?
Jailer : Tough luck, kid. Your lawyer is Louie the Loser.
Louie Loser : [comes onto the scene eating a doughnut] Actualy, the name's "Loo-zar", "Loo-zar".
Jailer : Sixteen years without winning a case? I don't think so.
[to Jacob]
Jailer : Believe me, kid, the name's "loser"!
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Jacob Two Two : [about his plan] Why isn't it working?
Ben : Was that a rhetorical question?
Jacob Two Two : [confused] What?