Gex: Enter the Gecko (1998 Video Game)

Dana Gould: Gex

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• Gex : [sounding oddly strained]  Note to self... don't drink tap water at Jerry Garcia's.

• Gex : I'll take Ways I can Burn To Death for $100, Alex.

• Gex : It's tail time!

• Gex : Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS headquarters.

• Rez : Gex, I am your father.

  Gex : Yeah, I can see the resemblance.

• Gex : All this technology and Shatner still can't get a good hairpiece...

• Gex : At least I'm not at the DMV!

• Gex : A little tongue now, a lot of tail later.

• Gex : Oh, no, I'm too young to have a second childhood!

• Gex : I'll beat this level, but in an hour, I'll be hungry for another.

• Gex : Look, I just wanted the gift shop and the bathroom.

• Gex : Is this the year of the gecko?

• Gex : Would Cheech and/or Chong report to the front desk?

• Gex : Don't take career advice from Joe Piscopope!

• Gex : Hey, I feel like I'm trapped in Boy George's pants!

• Gex : Has anyone seen Fox Mulder's sister?

• Gex : There's a gecko on my tail! R2, see what you can do with it.

• Gex : The difference between here and Hades is that theres' no Kathy Lee Gifford...

• Gex : Boys! Tron didn't work once... it's not gonna work twice!

• Gex : So... this is where they decided to change Coke!

• Gex : [in an Austin Powers-ish accent]  Judo chop,baby,yeah!

• Gex : Add one million years, two white tigers, and we're at Siegfried and Roy!

• Gex : Float like a butterfly, sting like a gecko!

• Gex : I know what you're thinking... it's tail time.

• Gex : Looks like Bugs Bunny after the trots!

• Gex : [as C-3P0]  The odds of navigating a floating furniture field are 3,327:1!

• Gex : Tell me again the difference between the future and Las Vegas.

• Gex : This place is bigger than Drew Carey's bar tab!

• Gex : [sung]  The hills are alive with a purple fungus...

• Gex : Man, Tokyo has some BAD parking!

• Gex : [as in a movie trailer]  In a land before time... before Saturday Night Live was funny...

• Gex : [From a Monty Python movie]  Bring out yer dead!

• Gex : [worriedly]  I'm havin' 'Nam flashbacks and I wasn't even there!

• Gex : I hate these low-budget "B" levels...

• Gex : Looks like somebody ran over Barney!

• Gex : Lickin' my way to the top!

• Gex : Slip of the tongue,hmm hmm!

• Gex : My name is Kang. I seek water.

• Gex : My tail's gonna kick your butt!

• Gex : It beats the Matterhorn. What are you gonna do?

• Gex : Reminds me of Halloween at Rip Taylor's!

• Gex : DADDY NEEDS AIR! DADDY NEEDS AIR!

• Gex : Goodness gracious! Great balls of fire!

• Gex : This is Major Gex to ground control...

• Gex : Keep the tribbles... I just want the quadrotriticale!

• Gex : Akira, to white courtesy phone... Akira, to white cortesy phone.

• Gex : Ahhh... Detroit! Pearl of the Orient!

• Gex : Never trust the robot

• Gex : My God! This is New York! I LIVED here, worked here...

• Gex : Pardon my tongue, darling.

• Gex : Aw, I should have just been a Maytag repairman!

• Gex : [mockingly]  Marshall, Will, and Holly, on a routine expedition...

• Gex : [in the Rezopolis stage]  The horror.

• Gex : [as Captain Kirk]  Alright,boys. Phasers on stun.

• Gex : [as an old lady]  Oh,I'll give you such a pinch!

• Gex : [burning]  Indigestion!

• Gex : [when burning]  Pepto-Bismol...

• Gex : [when tailwhipping something]  There's *plenty* more where that came from.

• Gex : They call him Flipper, Flipper...

• Gex : Ugly is as ugly does...

• Gex : All this, thanks to Miracle-Gro.

• Gex : Red rum! Red rum!

• Gex : Wham, bam, thank you, electronic man!

• Gex : Welcome to Jurassic Park... Keep your eyes open for Sleestaks and bad special effects.

• Gex : Damn IRS!

• Gex : Evolve, or get outta my way, pal!

• Gex : And the difference between a Sleestak and you is...?

• Gex : [sung]  Hey baby, it's the 4th of July-y!

• Gex : If you're St. Peter, them I'm... NOOOOO!

• Gex : Another morning at Timothy Leary's house.

• Gex : Shark!

• Gex : My inner child is coming out, and it *hurts*!

• Gex : [in a Southern accent]  Looks like we got us a fly in the spider's web.

• Gex : [as Jimi Hendrix]  'Scuse me, while I tailwhip this guy!

• Gex : Jimmy Hoffa, white courtesy phone... Jimmy Hoffa.

• Gex : It's not the heat, it's the LAVA!

• Gex : Hoo-hah!

• Gex : Evening, Mr. Picasso!