Stuart Little (1999)

Nathan Lane: Snowbell

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Quotes 

• Snowbell : Didn't your mother warn you that you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night?

  Smokey : My mother was the reason you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night.

• Snowbell : I lied, okay? Welcome to Manhattan!

• Monty, the Mouth : Aren't you gonna' run?

  Stuart Little : Why?

  Monty, the Mouth : 'cause you're a mouse.

  Stuart Little : I'm not just a mouse. I'm a member of this family.

  Monty, the Mouth : A mouse with a pet cat?

  [rolls over and laughs out loud, repeating that line over again] 

  Stuart Little : I guess that is pretty funny.

  Monty, the Mouth : Pretty funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A MOUSE WITH A PET CAT!

  [laughs hard more, and looks down at Snowbell, who is embarrassed] 

  Monty, the Mouth : Your new little master? Wait 'til the boys hear all about this!

  Snowbell : Ah, the humiliation!

  [to Stuart] 

  Snowbell : I'm going to kill you!

• Snowbell : You think you could help me?

  Smokey : Consider it done.

  Snowbell : Thank-you Mister Smokey sir, how could I ever think you?

  Smokey : Don't worry Tinkerbell, anytime.

  Snowbell : Tinkerbell! Ha Ha, He called me Tinkerbell! You're a funny guy!

  Smokey : Yeah, whatever. HOUSE CATS, Sheesh!

• Stuart Little : Now I know that fairy tales are real.

  Snowbell : [From the top of the stairs]  Fairy tales are real? Oy, I think I'm gonna cough up a furball.

• Stuart Little : Snow, where are you going?

  Snowbell : Oh, I gotta yawn, stare at traffic, lick myself. And believe me, that could take hours if you do it right.

• Stuart Little : You seem tense!

  Snowbell : Tense? Oh, I'm - I'm way, way past tense

  Stuart Little : Well, maybe I could help. Can I scratch your ears? I could rub your tummy.

  Snowbell : How'd you like to rub it from the INSIDE, mouse-boy?

  Stuart Little : I'm a little confused. I thought that's what you did with a pet.

  Snowbell : A Pet? I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse. You should be livin' in a hole. This is my family.

  Stuart Little : Can we share them?

  Snowbell : Read my furry pink lips. "No!"

• [Stuart is trapped in a washing machine which is filling up. Snowbell arrives] 

  Stuart Little : Snowbell! Thank goodness, you're here. Do you believe this? I'm locked in the washer. Can you help me? Can... can you turn this thing off?

  Snowbell : Why would I turn it off? It's my favorite show.

  Stuart Little : [laughs]  That's funny! That's funny, Snowbell.

  [notices that Snowbell is leaving] 

  Stuart Little : Snowbell, you can't leave me!

  Snowbell : Talk to the butt.

  Stuart Little : Snowbell, where are you going?

  Snowbell : Oh, I've got to stare at traffic, yawn, lick myself and believe me, that can take hours if you do it right. Ciao.

• Snowbell : He's not just a mouse! He's... He's... he's family.

  Smokey : Oh yeah. ha ha ha... I can see the resemblence...

  [laughs evilly] 

• Smokey : [pushes the branch Stuart's on down]  Here you go, boys! Dinner's served!

  Monty, the Mouth : Alright, Smokey! Way to go!

  Stuart Little : Oh dear!

  Lucky : Look, it's mouse on a stick! I love mouse on a stick!

  Monty, the Mouth : A little further! Keep him comin'! Keep him comin'! Alright I can almost reach him! Keep him coming! I got him, he's mine!

  [Snowbell snaps the branch] 

  Monty, the Mouth : What the? Hey, the branch is the gonna!

  Snowbell : Well, what have we got here?

  Monty, the Mouth : Snow, don't come out here, the branch is breaking!

  Snowbell : Stuart, are you alright?

  Stuart Little : Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.

  Snowbell : Just hang on, I'll take it from here!

  Monty, the Mouth : Huh? Take what?

  [Snowbell pushes the branch Monty's on with Red and Lucky on further] 

  Monty, the Mouth : Hey, c'mon Snow! You wouldn't do this to me? I'm not your old buddy?

  Snowbell : Don't worry, buddy! I'm sure you'll land...

  [he pushes the branch further] 

  Monty, the Mouth : No, no Snow! What're you doing?

  Snowbell : On your feet!

  [the branch snaps sending Red, Lucky and Monty into the water, all three cats screaming and splash in the water] 

• Snowbell : I can't believe I'm arguing with lunch.

• [when Snowbell spots Stuart lying in bed] 

  Snowbell : Are you cozy?

  Stuart Little : Yes, thanks. I'm quite comfortable.

  Snowbell : All I've got to sleep on is a rag in the corner, you little rat!

• Monty, the Mouth : You know, I'm not picky as long as it ain't meat loaf. That stuff gives me gas, something awful.

  Snowbell : I'm sorry, it's meat loaf.

  Monty, the Mouth : Oh well, beggars can't be choosers. Load me up and light a match!

  Snowbell : [Monty tries to go into the kitchen, but Snowbell tries stopping him, so he won't see Stuart and possibly humiliate him]  No, Monty. Stop. You don't wonna do that.

  Monty, the Mouth : Why? I eat from garbage cans, drink from public toilets. Like a little gas is gonna bother me.

  [he walks through the cat door to the kitchen] 

  Snowbell : No, wait. Don't!

• Monty, the Mouth : [while Stuart is hugging Snowball]  Snow, what's he doing to your leg? I can't help to think that this is wrong.

  Smokey : What the hell's going on here?

  Snowbell : Urrrrm... Listen, Smokey... I want to quit this whole thing off... okay?

  Smokey : Too late!