Stuart Little (1999)

Steve Zahn: Monty

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Quotes 

• Monty, the Mouth : Aren't you gonna' run?

  Stuart Little : Why?

  Monty, the Mouth : 'cause you're a mouse.

  Stuart Little : I'm not just a mouse. I'm a member of this family.

  Monty, the Mouth : A mouse with a pet cat?

  [rolls over and laughs out loud, repeating that line over again] 

  Stuart Little : I guess that is pretty funny.

  Monty, the Mouth : Pretty funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A MOUSE WITH A PET CAT!

  [laughs hard more, and looks down at Snowbell, who is embarrassed] 

  Monty, the Mouth : Your new little master? Wait 'til the boys hear all about this!

  Snowbell : Ah, the humiliation!

  [to Stuart] 

  Snowbell : I'm going to kill you!

• Smokey : [pushes the branch Stuart's on down]  Here you go, boys! Dinner's served!

  Monty, the Mouth : Alright, Smokey! Way to go!

  Stuart Little : Oh dear!

  Lucky : Look, it's mouse on a stick! I love mouse on a stick!

  Monty, the Mouth : A little further! Keep him comin'! Keep him comin'! Alright I can almost reach him! Keep him coming! I got him, he's mine!

  [Snowbell snaps the branch] 

  Monty, the Mouth : What the? Hey, the branch is the gonna!

  Snowbell : Well, what have we got here?

  Monty, the Mouth : Snow, don't come out here, the branch is breaking!

  Snowbell : Stuart, are you alright?

  Stuart Little : Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.

  Snowbell : Just hang on, I'll take it from here!

  Monty, the Mouth : Huh? Take what?

  [Snowbell pushes the branch Monty's on with Red and Lucky on further] 

  Monty, the Mouth : Hey, c'mon Snow! You wouldn't do this to me? I'm not your old buddy?

  Snowbell : Don't worry, buddy! I'm sure you'll land...

  [he pushes the branch further] 

  Monty, the Mouth : No, no Snow! What're you doing?

  Snowbell : On your feet!

  [the branch snaps sending Red, Lucky and Monty into the water, all three cats screaming and splash in the water] 

• Monty, the Mouth : You know, I'm not picky as long as it ain't meat loaf. That stuff gives me gas, something awful.

  Snowbell : I'm sorry, it's meat loaf.

  Monty, the Mouth : Oh well, beggars can't be choosers. Load me up and light a match!

  Snowbell : [Monty tries to go into the kitchen, but Snowbell tries stopping him, so he won't see Stuart and possibly humiliate him]  No, Monty. Stop. You don't wonna do that.

  Monty, the Mouth : Why? I eat from garbage cans, drink from public toilets. Like a little gas is gonna bother me.

  [he walks through the cat door to the kitchen] 

  Snowbell : No, wait. Don't!

• Monty, the Mouth : [while Stuart is hugging Snowball]  Snow, what's he doing to your leg? I can't help to think that this is wrong.

  Smokey : What the hell's going on here?

  Snowbell : Urrrrm... Listen, Smokey... I want to quit this whole thing off... okay?

  Smokey : Too late!