Alice in Wonderland (1999 TV Movie)

Whoopi Goldberg: Cheshire Cat

Quotes 

• Cheshire Cat : How do you like the game?

  Alice : They don't play very fair.

  Cheshire Cat : But nobody does if they think they can get away with it. That's a lesson you'll have to learn.

• Alice : But I don't want to meet mad people.

  Cheshire Cat : Oh, but you can't help it. Everyone here is mad. I'm mad. You're mad. It's only by chance and careful planning if you're not.

  Alice : How do you know I'm mad?

  Cheshire Cat : [disappearing]  Because you're here. And everyone here is mad.

• Cheshire Cat : I went to a hunt ball once. I didn't like it-- Terrible people. They all started hunting me.

  Alice : Hmm. Life must be hard for you.

  Cheshire Cat : But I grin and bear it.