Waking Ned Devine (1998)

Brendan Dempsey: Jim Kelly

Quotes 

• Jim Kelly : Would you happen to know a Ned Devine?

  Jackie O'Shea : Ned Devine?

  Jim Kelly : Ned Devine. Do you know him?

  Jackie O'Shea : I do. I do. Is it Ned you wanted?

  Jim Kelly : It is, yeah.

  Jackie O'Shea : Well, I can take you to Ned Devine's house if you want.

  Jim Kelly : That'll be very good of you. Why don't you jump in the car?

  Michael O'Sullivan : Sweet Jesus.

• Jim Kelly : Are you having trouble with the directions?

  Jackie O'Shea : I am. You're going too fast, yes.

• Michael O'Sullivan : [pretending to be Ned Devine]  A big win is it?

  Jim Kelly : Ned, you've won six million eight hundred and ninety four thousand, six hundred and twenty pounds. How does that make you feel? Take your time now, there's no rush. It's a great shock to the system I know. Just give yourself a moment to get used to the idea. So what do you think, Ned? Well it was a roll over week. The jackpot wasn't won last week, so they carried it over to this week, and you were the only winner. Were you aware of that, Ned?

  Michael O'Sullivan : No.

• Jim Kelly : I'll just have to come back to the village and make some enquiries. To make sure that you are Ned Devine.