Waking Ned Devine (1998)
David Kelly: Michael O'Sullivan
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Quotes
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Michael O'Sullivan : He survived all those storms to be washed away by a few plastic lottery balls.
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Michael O'Sullivan : Take a drink and remember the man.
Jackie O'Shea : And raise your spirits to the sky. Raise them to Ned Devine. God bless you Ned, and may we be forever in your debt.
Pig Finn : To Ned Devine.
Pig Finn : To Ned.
Maurice O'Toole : To Ned.
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Michael O'Sullivan : Well he must have been a great man, this Michael fellow.
Jackie O'Shea : He had his faults.
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Jackie O'Shea : It's a premonition, Michael. A vision.
Michael O'Sullivan : It's a chicken dinner.
Jackie O'Shea : It's obvious Michael. He wants us to claim the money. Share the chicken dinner. Share the winnings.
Michael O'Sullivan : What a great man he was.
Jackie O'Shea : Yeah, and his spirit's in me head.
Michael O'Sullivan : What'll you do with the ticket?
Jackie O'Shea : Well, he wrote his name in the back Michael. We pretend to be Ned, and we claim the half million.
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Jim Kelly : Would you happen to know a Ned Devine?
Jackie O'Shea : Ned Devine?
Jim Kelly : Ned Devine. Do you know him?
Jackie O'Shea : I do. I do. Is it Ned you wanted?
Jim Kelly : It is, yeah.
Jackie O'Shea : Well, I can take you to Ned Devine's house if you want.
Jim Kelly : That'll be very good of you. Why don't you jump in the car?
Michael O'Sullivan : Sweet Jesus.
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Michael O'Sullivan : Will you excuse me just a minute, will you Jim? I have a bit of an upset tummy coming on.
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Michael O'Sullivan : There's the man.
Pig Finn : Hey boys. Hey boys.
Jackie O'Shea : How are ya? The old sparkle in your eye, ey?
Pig Finn : You're a devil Jackie. Geez Jackie, you must have a terrible thirst on ya tonight. I've never seen a man drink two pints at the same time.
Jackie O'Shea : This is yours Finn. I bought you a pint so.
Pig Finn : You're joking me? Well, you've never bought me a pint.
Jackie O'Shea : Well, I've always bought you home many a night.
Michael O'Sullivan : And I bought you a packet of your favorite Mexican crisps.
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Kitty : Yoo-hoo. It's not me Christmas card already is it, Michael?
Michael O'Sullivan : Christmas has come early this year, Kitty.
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Jackie O'Shea : Go on, ask me another one. Use your imagination.
Michael O'Sullivan : How old are you, Ned?
Jackie O'Shea : I'm sixty six, Sir.
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Michael O'Sullivan : [pretending to be Ned Devine] A big win is it?
Jim Kelly : Ned, you've won six million eight hundred and ninety four thousand, six hundred and twenty pounds. How does that make you feel? Take your time now, there's no rush. It's a great shock to the system I know. Just give yourself a moment to get used to the idea. So what do you think, Ned? Well it was a roll over week. The jackpot wasn't won last week, so they carried it over to this week, and you were the only winner. Were you aware of that, Ned?
Michael O'Sullivan : No.
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Michael O'Sullivan : Is this a fact, Jackie? A winner in the village?
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Michael O'Sullivan : Lizzy Quinn, the witch. If the village finds out, she'll burn.
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Michael O'Sullivan : Has the news reached Tullymore?
Jackie O'Shea : Not even Dublin's figured it out yet, so nobody knows but the winner.
