Hellboy (2004)
Ron Perlman: Hellboy
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Quotes
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[talking to Liz, re: his appearance]
Hellboy : I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things. One: I'll always look this good.
[Liz laughs]
Hellboy : Two: I'll never give up on you... ever.
Liz Sherman : I like that.
Hellboy : Good.
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Abe Sapien : [while stitching up Hellboy's forearm] How long did he touch you?
Hellboy : I don't know? About 5 seconds?
Abe Sapien : [pulls three eggs out of his forearm] Touched you five seconds, laid three eggs.
Hellboy : Didn't even buy me a drink.
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[Hellboy grabs Sammael's tongue]
Hellboy : Second date, no tongue!
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Hellboy : Hey Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?
John Myers : Well, "need" is a good, solid word.
Hellboy : Nah. Too needy.
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Liz Sherman : In the dark I heard your voice, what did you say?
Hellboy : I said, "Hey, you, on the other side - let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry!"
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Abe Sapien : Remind me why I do this again.
Hellboy : Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.
Abe Sapien : Ah!
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Hellboy : [carrying the torso of a re-animated corpse over his shoulder] How you doing back there, Ivan?
Ivan Klimatovich : [in Russian] If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!
Hellboy : [to agent] Could you hold this guy for a while? He is so negative.
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[repeated line]
Hellboy : Aw, crap.
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Kid on Rooftop : Just go down there and tell her how you feel.
[Hellboy is silent]
Kid on Rooftop : My mom always says...
Hellboy : It's not... it's not that easy. Plus, you're nine. You're not old enough to be giving me advice.
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Abe Sapien : [about Sammael] Harbinger of Pestilence, Seed of Destr...
Hellboy : Cut to the end, will ya? How do I kill it?
Abe Sapien : Hmm, doesn't say.
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Hellboy : I'm fireproof, you're not.
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[holding his stone hand up to a moving car]
Hellboy : Red means stop!
[punches the car into the air]
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Hellboy : You killed my father, your ass is mine!
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Abe Sapien : [after probing the sealed door] Behind this door, a dark entity. Evil, ancient and hungry.
Hellboy : [sighs] Oh, well. Let me go in and say hi.
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Hellboy : [hears the alarm in his room, to Myers] Hey. Hey. Hey. They're playing our song.
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Hellboy : I'm gonna be sore in the mornin'!
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[Hellboy is going back to confront Behemoth]
John Myers : Are you going to be... okay? Alone?
Hellboy : How big can it be?
[a tentacle grabs Hellboy and pulls him back]
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[spying on Liz and Myers]
Hellboy : She took his picture. DAMN. She took his picture. She took his picture.
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Hellboy : Are you okay?
[manning nods weakly. Hellboy brings out a cigar and fires up his Zippo]
Hellboy : You'd better stay here. I'll find a way out. We'll come back for you.
Tom Manning : You call that thing a cigar?
Hellboy : Yup.
Tom Manning : You never, ever light a cigar that way.
Tom Manning : [he digs out one of his fine cigars, cuts it and hands it to Hellboy] Use a wooden match. It preserves the flavor.
Hellboy : [he lights it for him and Hellboy grins] Thank you.
Tom Manning : [smiles] My job.
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Hellboy : Didn't I kill you already?
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[communicating on radio]
Liz Sherman : Sparky to Big Red... do you read me? Over.
Hellboy : Sparky? Who came up with that? Myers?
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[Clay examines his new hair implants]
Agent Clay : This doesn't really look like doll's hair! Be honest, what do you think, Red?
Hellboy : I'm thinking about doing it myself.
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Hellboy : I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right.
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Grigori Rasputin : Open the final lock.
[Hellboy moves to insert his stone hand into the second lock]
John Myers : Remember who you are!
[Meyers throws Professor Bruttenholm's rosary at Hellboy. He pauses]
Grigori Rasputin : Believe me, I have lived long enough to know! Not a tear will be shed for this world!
John Myers : You have a choice! Your father gave you that!
Grigori Rasputin : No, you don't! There is no choice! Now, open it! DO IT!
[Hellboy tears his horns off]
Grigori Rasputin : What have you done?
Hellboy : I CHOSE.
[stabs Rasputin with his horns]
Grigori Rasputin : You will never understand what kind of power you have.
Hellboy : I guess I'll have to find some way to live with that.
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Hellboy : Outside. I could be outside.
Abe Sapien : You mean, outside with her.
Hellboy : Don't get psychic with me, fella.
Abe Sapien : Nothing psychic about it. You're easy.
Hellboy : How am I gonna get a girl? I drive around in a garbage truck.
Abe Sapien : Liz left us, Red. Take the hint.
Hellboy : [picks up his gun] We don't take hints.
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Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : A 16-century statue was destroyed. Saint Dionysius the Areopagite.
Hellboy : Who wards off demons.
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : The statue, however, was hollow.
Hellboy : A reliquary?
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : A prison. The Vatican thought its occupant dangerous enough to include it on the list of Avignon, of which, by the way, we hold a copy.
[Hellboy holds up a speed-loader of giant glass bullets]
Hellboy : Perfect job for these babies. Made 'em myself. Holy water, clover leaf, silver shavings, white oak... the works.
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Tom Manning : [two government agents have died under Hellboy's command and Manning is displeased] You know what my problem with you is? You're reckless. Those two men trusted you to lead them as a team. Where were you?
Hellboy : I knew those men better than you did.
Tom Manning : Ah, I see. That makes it all right then.
Hellboy : No, it doesn't make it all right, but I stopped that thing, didn't I?
Tom Manning : Yeah, that's what you do. That's why we need you. You have an insight. You know monsters.
Hellboy : What are you trying to say?
Tom Manning : This whole thing is a farce, because in the end, after you've killed and captured every freak out there - there's still one left: you.
Hellboy : [sighs and acts natural] Manning, I wish I could be more gracious, but...
[furiously pulls a machine from off the floor, lifts it and heaves it in Manning's direction]
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[nearby phone rings as Hellboy fights Sammael]
Hellboy : IT'S FOR YOU!
[Hellboy hits Sammuel with the phone]
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[holding a corpse by a noose over his shoulder]
Hellboy : This is Ivan Klimatovich. Say hi, Ivan.
Ivan Klimatovich : [in Russian] Go that way, Red Monkey!
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Hellboy : What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"?
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John Myers : Did you ever lose track of him?
Hellboy : Well let's see - there was that moment, when I had the train on top of my head...
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Hellboy : Hey! Stinky!
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Hellboy : Mmmm... nachos!
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Abe Sapien : [as Hellboy walks away from Sammael's corpse] Red, you need to hear the rest of the information.
Hellboy : Nah, he's taken care of.
Abe Sapien : No, listen to this. Sammael, the Desolate One, Lord of the Shadows, Son of Nergal...
[Hellboy starts to make "blah blah" motions with his hand]
Abe Sapien : ...hound of resurrection.
Hellboy : [stops] See, I don't like that.
Abe Sapien : What? Hound of resurrection?
Hellboy : [turns around; Sammael is gone] Mmm.
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Hellboy : Open wide!
[breaks Sammael's lower jaw]
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[in a large cemetery, searching for Rasputin's mausoleum]
Tom Manning : Where are you going?
Hellboy : To ask for directions.
[opens an amulet]
Hellboy : Come on, find me a talker...
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Abe Sapien : You've been burned by some kind of organic acid.
Hellboy : I'm lucky that way.
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Hellboy : Look at them ugly suckers, Blue. One sheet of glass between us and them.
Abe Sapien : Story of my life.
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Hellboy : Hey, Sparky... tell everyone to turn on their locator belts if anyone sees anything.
John Myers : Are you sure about this?
Hellboy : On a scale of one to ten, two.
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Hellboy : Mmmmmm nachos.
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Hellboy : [while Sammael is eating] What you having? Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out.
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[Hellboy pummels Sammael]
Hellboy : Hurts, doesn't it? You shouldn't hurt PEOPLE!
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Hellboy : [after punching through a brick wall] You guys comin' or what?
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[Hellboy breaks through a wall and sees Liz has returned to the B.P.R.D. with John]
Hellboy : Liz?
Liz Sherman : Some things never change.
Hellboy : LIZ!
[Liz walks away, leaving John]
Hellboy : You did it buddy! You DID IT!
[John walks away, leaving Hellboy]
Hellboy : Myers? Pop?
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[as Hellboy tries to board a train in pursuit of a monster, the driver beats him in the head with a fire extinguisher]
Hellboy : OW! HEY! I'm on your side!
Train Driver : Huh! Sure!
[hits Hellboy again]
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Hellboy : [after spotting Sammael in railway tunnel] Waiting for me, chunk-face?
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John Myers : [referring to stinger from Sammael's tongue on Hellboy's arm] What is that thing?
Hellboy : Ah crap!
[hands stinger to Myers]
Hellboy : I'll go ask!
[Myers fumbles with stinger and drops it while shuddering]
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Hellboy : [as Abe is patching up Hellboy's arm after his first fight with Sammael, Abe accidentally hurts Hellboy] DAMN! Could you *please* be a little more careful?
Abe Sapien : Mm-hmm... big baby.
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Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : I wish you would take better care of yourself. I'm not going to be around for ever, you know.
Hellboy : DAD!
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Hellboy : Let me ask her directions...
Tom Manning : What did it say?
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Hellboy : [talking to Samaël in the museum/library] Hey stinkey! Kitchen 's closed! Whatcha havin'? Six library guards raw, plus belts and boots? Man... you're gonna need some heavy fibre to move that out.
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Tom Manning : Have you found them yet?
Hellboy : I got 'em right below me. Matter of minutes.
Tom Manning : Okay, good. Could you hurry up, because it's a... it's a little spooky in here.
