Superstar (1999)
Will Ferrell: Sky Corrigan, Jesus
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Quotes
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Mary Katherine Gallagher : Oh my God!
Jesus : Oh my Me! How are you?
Mary Katherine Gallagher : It's going OK. Are you the Lord?
Jesus : Well, to you I am. See, technically, you're, like, in this REM sleep state, and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uh, Sky, and your dad. Basically, your subconcsious came up with me to help you deal. Dig?
Mary Katherine Gallagher : Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something?
Jesus : No, I'm good. I'm God!
Mary Katherine Gallagher : Oh. Right.
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Jesus : Why'd I make everyone so insecure?
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Jesus : The Lord God is materializing in a highway to guide you to her.
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Sky Corrigan : I bet you put that cherry lip gloss on just for me.
Evian Graham : Shut up.
Sky Corrigan : You shut up.
Evian Graham : No, you shut up.
Sky Corrigan : Make me shut up.
Evian Graham : Okay.
[kiss - kiss]
Sky Corrigan : I like sugar.
Evian Graham : Sugar is sweet.
[kiss - kiss - kiss]
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Jesus : My child, during this time of great adversity, I want you to do one thing: get jiggy with it.
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Sky Corrigan : Hey, Evian, I made up a new dance move. It's called 'The Move On With Your Life'. Ha!
Evian Graham : I did 'The Fax Machine' for you!