Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego? (1994–1999)

Rita Moreno: Carmen Sandiego

Quotes 

• Carmen Sandiego : Think out your plan like a woman of action. Then act out your plan like a woman of thought.

• Carmen Sandiego : A philosopher once said, "Competition can make you stronger."

  Player : Which philosopher said that?

  Carmen Sandiego : Me!

• Sara Bellum : I hate to break up this meeting of the Carmen Sandiego Admiration Society, but I'll be the one collecting the kudos as soon as the sun comes up!

  Ivy : Sara Bellum?

  Zack : But you work for Carmen! You make all her high tech gadgets!

  Sara Bellum : Well, I got a little tired of being Carmen's main brain all right, Zackary! Nice jacket!

  Zack : [as Sara pulls his shirt over his head]  Hey!

  Sara Bellum : Maybe I'll get one!

  Zack : You get the feeling Sara's finally gone one glazed doughnut short of a dozen?

  Sara Bellum : Even you will have to appreciate the sheer boldness of my caper, Carmen. I'm going to steal the famous Giant of the Atacama!

  Zack : That's the largest representation of a human figure in the world!

  Sara Bellum : Perfect for the new larger-than-life Queen of Crime herself - Me!

  Ivy : You've activated the solar furnace!

  Sara Bellum : And it's already collected enough power to run the super grow lights I've invented!

  Zack : You're going to grow a tropical rainforest in the desert? Why?

  Sara Bellum : You know, for a kid genius, Zack, you sure are dumb as a wall! The moisture that evaporates will fill the clouds. Then I'll use the Spruce Goose to carry a massive cloud seeding machine that will drop salt crystal that will help it rain, rain, rain!

  [laughs] 

  Ivy : Do you know what would happen if that much precipation fell in the driest place in the world?

  Sara Bellum : Well, let me think, Ivy. Ah-ha! For one thing I'll be able to float the giant away on massive pontoons and pull off the grandest crime in history!

  [laughs more] 

  Carmen Sandiego : Well, Sara, I see working alone you took the most rational route. Unfortunately - the bridge is out.

  Sara Bellum : The beauty of it is that if I succeed, I can tell the police that I did it and the police will find you here - happy to lock you away for all your past oh so petty crimes! "Where on Earth is Sara Bellum?" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?