The Hughleys (1998–2002)

Dee Jay Daniels: Michael Hughley

Quotes 

• Darryl : I'm not afraid of anything.

  Michael : Ok, how 'bout this tarantula?

  Sally : Arachnophobia - - fear of spiders.

  Darryl : That doesn't scare me.

  Michael : Then what about this snake?

  Sally : Snakephobia - - fear of snakes.

  Darryl : That doesn't scare me either.

  Michael : [pulls out video tapes]  Ok, what about these movies..."When Harry Met Sally", "Sleepless In Seattle", and "You've Got Mail"?

  Darryl : Eeeeek! Get those away from me!

  Sally : Megaphobia - - fear of Meg Ryan movies.

• Darryl : Sydney, If you really want to dis someone, you have to stick with the 'yo mamma jokes', here, I'll tell you one, "Yo mamma's so big, that when she was hit by a school bus, she turned around and said, 'stop throwing them rocks!'"

  Michael : How 'bout this one? 'Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiled, all the cars in the road stoped!'

  Darryl : [Darryl laughing]  That's really funny son, now GO TO YOUR ROOM, I don't want you to be talking about my mamma like that!