The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest (1997 TV Movie)

Kevin Conroy: Bruce Wayne, Batman

Quotes 

• [Joker's plane crashes into the sea and explodes] 

  Harley Quinn : Puddin'!

  Batman : At this point, he probably is.

• [Superman uses x-ray vision to see that Batman is really Bruce Wayne] 

  Superman : Bruce Wayne!

  Batman : You peeked.

• Lois Lane : How could you have lied to me like that?

  Bruce Wayne : Now I never actually said I wasn't Batman.

• [last lines] 

  [Bruce Wayne says good-bye to Clark Kent] 

  Bruce Wayne : She's all yours now, if you can handle that. But you'd better be good to her... 'cause I know where you live.

• Bruce Wayne : I don't like guns.

• Batman : Where's the Joker?

  Binko : Who knows? Makin' ha-ha with Harley Quinn.

• [Batman holds up a small sliver of Kryptonite to Superman, who buckles] 

  Batman : It doesn't take much, does it?

• Superman : Luthor's been lining all his buildings with lead. Blocks my X-ray vision.

  Batman : Well, there's always the direct approach.

  [Superman smashes through the wall. Batman approves] 

  Batman : You're learning.

• Superman : Thanks. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.

  Batman : I'm aware of that.

• Batman : Expect the unexpected.

• Clark Kent : Any sign of the comedian?

  Bruce Wayne : Three nights, and not so much as a green hair.

  Clark Kent : Of course, you have been dividing your time between work and Lois.

  Bruce Wayne : Is that a problem?

  Clark Kent : Let's just say I'm concerned. Your reputation is... dubious. In and out of costume.

  Bruce Wayne : Don't worry. I'm taking Lois quite seriously. Besides, it seems to me you had your chance.

• [Batman encourages a Kryptonite-dazed Superman] 

  Batman : Snap out of it, Kent, or Joker gets the last laugh.

• [Batman and Lois Lane are pursued by a deadly robot] 

  Batman : How do I contact Superman?

  Lois Lane : He's out at sea!

  Batman : Never around when you need him.

• Batman : It's ironic, you know. She likes Bruce Wayne and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.

  Superman : Too bad we can't mix-and-match.

• [Batman puts on his cowl, ready to leave. Lois Lane walks in] 

  Lois Lane : Oh, no.

  Batman : Has to be done.

  Lois Lane : I don't suppose a stern lecture on unnecessary risk-taking is going to sway you.

  Batman : Sorry.

  Lois Lane : I didn't think so. Just be...

  [Batman is gone] 

  Lois Lane : ... careful.

• Lois Lane : You want to know what really galls me? Besides the fact that the new man in my life is really two men? It's that I'm sitting on the hottest story of the year - "Batman Unmasked!" - and there's not a blessed thing I can do about it!

  Bruce Wayne : Then you really do love me.

• Lois Lane : [typing at her desk]  "... the Senator declined comment." Done.

  [Bruce appears and kisses her cheek] 

  Bruce Wayne : And not a moment too soon.

  Lois Lane : Bruce! When did you...?

  Bruce Wayne : About three paragraphs ago. I didn't want to disturb you.

• Bruce Wayne : [to Lois]  I still wish you'd change your mind about Gotham.

  Lois Lane : I adore you Bruce, but now there's a lot about you I don't know and I'm not sure I want to know.

  Bruce Wayne : I understand.

  Lois Lane : Take care of yourself.

  [kisses him on the cheek and leaves]