- Deric Longden: Do you want to be buried Mum, or shall we have you cremated?
- Annie Longden: Oh, I don't know Luv. Surprise me.
- Annie Longden: Oh, Derek, I've left the key for you.
- Deric Longden: Thanks Luv, Where abouts?
- Annie Longden: I've stuck it in the lock so you can find it.
- Woman in wheelchair: [groans in pain] Aagh! Renal colic.
- Annie Longden: [shakes woman's hand] Annie Longden. Pleased to meet you.
- [to Deric]
- Annie Longden: She must be French with a name like that.