Scary Movie (2000)

Rick Ducommun: Cindy's Dad

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• Cindy Campbell : Someone murdered my friends!

  Cindy's Dad : Yeah! And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house!

• Cindy's Dad : I thought I heard screaming in here!

  Cindy Campbell : No, no daddy.

  Cindy's Dad : No, Maybe it could have been the crack I smoked earlier.

• Cindy's Dad : Oh you are my little girl, I love you so much that I left you a little something in the coffee can. But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. Now, what are you going to cut it with?

  Cindy Campbell : Um... baking...

  Cindy's Dad : Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses.

  Cindy's Dad : You love that joke, honey. You've loved it since you were two years old.