Scary Movie (2000)
Anna Faris: Cindy Campbell
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Quotes
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Cindy Campbell : I thought you loved me.
Bobby : Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
Ray : What? I ain't gay!
Bobby : What are you talking about? You took me to that club.
Ray : So? They play good music.
Bobby : What about our trip to San Francisco?
Ray : I wanted to go shopping.
Bobby : [on the verge of tears] But... you made love to me.
Ray : First of all, you sucked my...
Bobby : Whatever!
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Homeless Man : You got a dollar?
Buffy Gilmore : Get away from me, you bum.
Cindy Campbell : Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
Homeless Man : I said a dollar, bitch.
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Cindy Campbell : You guys are psychos! You've watched too many TV shows!
Ray : No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows does!
[while stabbing Bobby]
Ray : I mean the Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good show, but we've never even got a final episode!
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[after hitting a fisherman crossing the road]
Cindy Campbell : We have to call the police!
Ray : No way! I ain't going to jail!
Greg : He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? All of those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat?
Ray : Hey, Cindy's right. Maybe we should call the police.
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The Killer : Do you know where I am?
[Feet are sticking out from behind couch, and are kicking up and down]
Cindy Campbell : Um, you're behind the couch, I can see your feet.
The Killer : [Killer sticks head up and sees his feet. He grabs his head] D'oh!
The Killer : Okay,okay close your eyes!
[Cindy closes her eyes, and the killer tries to hide under the carpet, but then goes behind the curtains]
The Killer : Now do you know where I am?
[Cindy opens her eyes]
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Shorty : Yo, man. It's like I seen all this shit before.
Cindy Campbell : They had a killer at you high school, Shorty?
Shorty : No, it was in that movie- Scream. Same dialogue everything. That shit is ill!
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Cindy Campbell : Someone murdered my friends!
Cindy's Dad : Yeah! And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house!
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Cindy Campbell : Ray, if you see Bobby, will you tell him that I love him?
Ray : Okay, if I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him.
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Cindy's Dad : I thought I heard screaming in here!
Cindy Campbell : No, no daddy.
Cindy's Dad : No, Maybe it could have been the crack I smoked earlier.
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Shorty : Theres blood, guts and asses everywhere, someone's gone all crazy, son!
Bobby : We all go a little crazy sometimes.
[Bobby shoots Shorty in the chest]
Cindy Campbell : Bobby, no!
Shorty : [Lying on the ground] Oh, Cindy he got me in the lung.
[Smoke is coming out of the wound]
Shorty : Wanna hit this shit?
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Cindy's Dad : Oh you are my little girl, I love you so much that I left you a little something in the coffee can. But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. Now, what are you going to cut it with?
Cindy Campbell : Um... baking...
Cindy's Dad : Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses.
Cindy's Dad : You love that joke, honey. You've loved it since you were two years old.
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Cindy Campbell : Why are you doing this?
Bobby : Why? Why? You hear that, Ray. I think she wants a motive.
Bobby : Did Scream have a plot?
Ray : No.
Bobby : Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? Don't think so. And what about the sequel? What the hell was with that fat, white Jamaican kid?
Ray : Oh, I want to kill that motherfucker.
Cindy Campbell : It was bad casting, Bobby.
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Sheriff : How are you today Cindy?
Cindy Campbell : Good, officer, how are you?
Sheriff : Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut - you know, the usual.
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Cindy Campbell : Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!
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Cindy Campbell : What's wrong? Bobby, she's gone and she's not coming back.
Bobby : It's been over a year now, Cindy!
Cindy Campbell : But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls.
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Cindy Campbell : [before pushing a dead fisherman in the water] Don't you think we should check his wallet first?
Buffy Gilmore : For what?
Brenda : Shit, he might have some money.
Brenda : Well, we already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass.
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[after Miss Mann's "secret" is apparent to Cindy]
Miss Mann : Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of. Some for money, others to gain the athletic edge on the competition. Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us. Do you know what I mean?
Cindy Campbell : Yes I do, uh, Miss Mann. Thanks for ball - I mean all your help. I have to go to class.
Miss Mann : Anytime dear.
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Cindy Campbell : Greg, you're not the only one who got one.
Greg : What do you mean, Bobby's got a baby-dick too?
Cindy Campbell : No, the note.
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Bobby : I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you.
Cindy Campbell : If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix-- it was my first keg party, Bobby.
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Principal Squiggy : [to Cindy] Now, Cindy, the sheriff has some questions he would like to ask you today.
Sheriff : [sniffs the air] What is that... God-awful smell?
Principal Squiggy : [sniffs] I don't know.
Deputy Doofy : I go poopie.
Sheriff : Did you just say that you, uh, you went poopie?
Deputy Doofy : Yeah. It was good.
Sheriff : Hmm.
[to Squiggy]
Sheriff : Get him outta here.
Principal Squiggy : Yes.
[to Doofy]
Principal Squiggy : Thank you, Doofy.
Deputy Doofy : Okay.
Principal Squiggy : You should now go back to Special Ed.
Deputy Doofy : Okay. Salute.
[salutes to the Sheriff who salutes back]
Sheriff : Maybe a change of underwater, son
Cindy Campbell : Bye, Doofy.
Deputy Doofy : Bye, Cind
[Principal Squiggy takes him out of the office]
