Scary Movie (2000)
Regina Hall: Brenda
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Quotes
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Buffy Gilmore : Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us?
Brenda : Oh please. The press only wanna interview the most ignorant person they find.
Shorty : [Cut to Gail Haistorm interviewing Shorty about Drew Decker's death]
Shorty : I'm on T.V. Oh shit, first "Cops" now this. I'm gonna be a star, son.
Gail Hailstorm : So how close were you to the victim?
Shorty : Oh real close. Right 'til the roofies wore and she woke up. Then she was all talkin' 'bout pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue outta her ass and left.
Gail Hailstorm : If you could have spoken to her before she died what would your last words to her have been?
Shorty : Run bitch, run!
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Brenda : Shorty, why you have to be so loud? And make sure you take your behind to class this time.
Shorty : I do be going to class.
Brenda : Lunch is not a class, Shorty.
Shorty : It is when you got the munchies!
Brenda : You a dumbass.
Shorty : Your Mother.
Brenda : You my Brother, that makes her your Mother too, jackass!
Shorty : Oh, well then your Father's stupid.
Brenda : So? I don't know him.
Shorty : Yeah, me either.
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Brenda : [Sucking the sauce off her fingers and screaming at the screen] Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Don't go in there!
[screams, scaring everyone in the theater]
Brenda : Woah-ho-ho-ho! Lord! I'mma have a heart attack! Oh, this is some scury shit! Hah! Oh I am scared! Oh-ho-ho!
Old Man : [annoyed] Excuse me?
Brenda : Uh ha... I think I paid my money like er'ybody else up in here!
[Watching the movie]
Brenda : That ain't no man! You can see her real hair right there!
Young Lady : [turning around] Do you mind?
Brenda : [sticking out her hand to the women's face] I know you better get outta my face! Outta my face! Outta my face! This is all me up in here! You handle 'dat!
Young Man : [shouting] Will you shut the fuck up!
Brenda : [takes out a camera] Um-umm! This movie is good!
[the Killer sits next to her, but she thinks it's Ray]
Brenda : Hey baby, you back just in tiiiime! She's about to get in on with Shake-a-speare! He found out she's a girl.
Young Man : Shut UP!
Brenda : [turns around with the camera pointing at the young man behind her] Yeah I got you! I got you on camera! You on candid camera now! You ain't know 'dat!
Brenda : [her cell phones rings and everyone groans as they know what is going to happen] Hello? Hey girl! Ah, I'm in the movies! Uh-huh, yeah Shake-a-speare in love! Ohh-ohh! You lying! You lying!
Young Man : For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap!
Young Lady : Shut up!
Brenda : [to her friend on the phone] Hold on...
[to the audience of the movie theater]
Brenda : I don't know why ya'll is acting like this! My girlfriend already saw the movie and she says they don't even stay together in the end!
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Cindy Campbell : [before pushing a dead fisherman in the water] Don't you think we should check his wallet first?
Buffy Gilmore : For what?
Brenda : Shit, he might have some money.
Brenda : Well, we already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass.
