Killer Bud (2001)

Corin Nemec: Waylon Smythe

Quotes 

• Waylon Smythe : [embarrassed after dancing ridiculously with Buzz]  What? You guys haven't seen that before?. Man, you guys are whack.

• Mrs. DelVecchio : [opens door to see Waylon and Buzz]  No!

  Waylon Smythe : Hello Mrs. DelVecchio, Wonderful to see you.

  Mrs. DelVecchio : No!

  Waylon Smythe : But you don't even know what we were going to say

  Mrs. DelVecchio : No, you cannot buy drugs off my son any more.

  Buzz Frawley : But...

  Mrs. DelVecchio : No! You cannot sell stolen cars to him anymore

  Waylon Smythe : But we were...

  Mrs. DelVecchio : No! He will not provide you with compromising photographs of little BOYS!

  Waylon Smythe , Buzz Frawley : But...

  Mrs. DelVecchio : NO!

  [slams door shut] 

  Waylon Smythe : [turns to Buzz]  Compromising photographs of little boys?

• Buzz Frawley : Wow, I think there's something wrong with this Peruvian butt pot.

  Waylon Smythe : What do you mean?

  Buzz Frawley : You're a cartoon dude!

  Waylon Smythe : [as an animated cartoon]  Hmm... I dont feel like a cartoon

  Buzz Frawley : [Giggles and stares at Waylon] 

  Waylon Smythe : [has taken another cartoon shape]  Will you stop looking at me that way Buzz?

  Buzz Frawley : [still sniggering at Waylon] 

  Waylon Smythe : [now in the form of a green monster]  I'm not a cartoon! Now shake it off!

  Buzz Frawley : Okay, okay.

  [shakes it off and attempts to sober up]