Ron Jeremy: Red Flintbone

Quotes 

• Red Flintbone : Yabba Dabba Screw!

• [first lines] 

  Red Flintbone : Willing, I'm hungry, where's my breakfast?

• [last lines] 

  Red Flintbone : Willing! Where's my dinner? D'you know what time it is? I gotta go bowling tonight. I gotta go to the lodge. I gotta meet Bernie. Willing! I want my dinner. Willing!

• Red Flintbone : Well, Willing! Where's my breakfast?

  Willing Flintbone : Settle down, Red. You're Pterodactyl legs are almost ready.

  Red Flintbone : Never mind. I'll just have this Bronto-chop, right here. I'm running late.

  Willing Flintbone : [Willing wraps her arms around Red]  Don't you just have a little time Red?

  [She tries to kiss him but Red pulls away] 

  Red Flintbone : Oh, Willing, we don't have time for this, I'm running late. If I'm late one more time, that slave-driver Mr. Straight is gonna fire me.