Fallout 2: A Post-Nuclear Role-Playing Game (1998 Video Game)

Jason Marsden: Myron

Quotes 

• Myron : So. Who the hell are you? Spill it, or I'll have the guards BEAT it out of you.

• Myron : I did so make Jet! What, you think this lab is for show?

• Myron : Hey stupid! Jet, mother fucker, Jet! Yer talkin' to its maker. Its creator. Its... god.

• Myron : Damn right I did! I make the shit everybody wants and can't get enough of.

• Player : What weapons are you skilled with Myron? Any?

  Myron : [snort]  Beats me.

• Myron : Amateurish? Ama-amateurish? Jet's pure genius, and don't you forget it! And I didn't stumble across it, I MADE it.

• Player : Keep close to me.

  Myron : Eh... all right. You ain't hitting on me, are you?

• Myron : Very good. And that's all your ever gonna learn, pal. You wanna know, you figure it out.

• Myron : You sure do ask a lot of goddamn questions. The answer is yeah, maybe... say, wh-where did you learn all this stuff anyway? You from Vault City or something?

• Myron : Yeah, keep mouthing off, smartass. I could oxidize circles around you. I'm a natural. Self-taught. None of that bullshit Vault City 'purer-than-thou' 'tude see?

• Myron : Ah for fuck's sake, it can't be done, all right? It's a goddammn drug, not a bacterial infection.

• Myron : Kee-rist. That has got to be the dumbest... hmmmm...

• Myron : Ha! You'd have better luck convincing a radscorpion to part with its tail than to get Vault City to part with anything.

• Myron : Hoh! Oh, so-o-o what was that, like Tribal humor? Yea, hardy-har-har. Pretty fucking funny.

• Myron : Great. One of the mental midgets from upstairs. Look, I ain't got much here, but you can tuh-tuh-take whatever you want.

• Myron : Sure! You bet! Uh, here you go. Here's all of it. Now uh, you go back to your stall now, okay?

• Myron : Abso-fucking-lutely! Heh, you bet! You and I are gonna to be the best of friends, okay?

• Myron : Guards ain't worth the chips you pay for em... well, my retarded friend, we've been introduced so why don't you GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE NOW!

• Myron : You and me - friends forever n' ever. Or the next injection. NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

• Myron : Who're you an' how the hell did you get in here? Wh-where are those jackass guards?

• Myron : Do I look like a cartographer? You want to scour the desert for them, you go right ahead.

• Myron : Uhm, I'm gonna need some radscorpion venom sacs first. Ironic, in'it?

• Myron : I feel like I've passed an arbitrary experience point limit and gained more power.