Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977 TV Movie)

Gary Shapiro: Euchariah

Quotes 

• Ukaraiah : You know something, sir? You look much better with my glasses off.

  Grinch : You put your glasses back on and face the facts!

• Grinch : Who are you?

  Ukaraiah : *Ukariah* Who, sir.

  Grinch : You're a rather small Who, aren't you?

  Ukaraiah : Well, I do the best I can. Sir, are you really the Grinch?

  Grinch : Am I the Grinch?

  Ukaraiah : Sorry, sir, I have a slight astigmatism. An optical condition in which parallel rays of light from an external source converge or diverge unequally in different meridians.

• Ukaraiah : Do your worst. Bring on your spooks. Shoot the works. I will not flinch!

  Grinch : Oh?

• Ukaraiah : You know something, Mr. Grinch?

  Grinch : What?

  Ukaraiah : Well, sir, I happened to notice, the sour-sweet wind is dying down. No wind ever lasts forever.

  Grinch : So what?

  Ukaraiah : Well, sir, if my theory is correct, once the sour-sweet wind stops howlin', / That always stops the gree-grumps' growlin'.

  Grinch : Yes, I know, I know.

  Ukaraiah : And when the gree-grumps stop their growlin', / Punkers Pond stops runklin'-grunklin', / And when Punkers Pond stops runklin'-grunklin', / That always stops the hakken-kraks from yowlin'.

  Grinch : I know.

  Ukaraiah : And when the hakken-kraks stop yowlin', you *know* who that stops!

  Grinch : [ignorant]  Mmmmm...

  Ukaraiah : That always stops the Grinch from prowlin'!

  [beat] 

  Grinch : Well, I'll be grinched.

  Sergeant Samuel McPherson : Well, *I'll* be grinched.