Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
Chi McBride: Donny Astricky
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Quotes
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Freb : Hey, man, that was as easy as pie!
Donny : I'm a veteran, son.
[a carjacker jams a gun through the window]
Punk : [shouting] Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!
Donny : You gotta be shittin' me...
Punk : Do I have shoot you, damn it?
[Donny takes his gun and knocks him out]
Freb : Damn!
Donny : [gets out of the car and kicks the punk] You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!
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Memphis : [From The Director's Cut] The list.
Donny : Ahhh, the list. Well, I guess we gotta start beatin' the bushes trying to find out where they... whoa. 1967 Shelby GT 500?
Memphis : I know. I know.
Donny : You got Eleanor here?
Memphis : It's weird, huh?
Donny : It's... voodoo.
Memphis : Oh, nonono, no, don't, don't say that.
Donny : [sings] I put a spell on you.
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Donny : Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Otto Halliwell : Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Sara "Sway" Wayland : Gimme "Columbo".
Kip : A Peugeot convertible.
Donny : What color?
Kip : Gray.
Mirror Man : How do you know that?
Kip : 'Cause I love that show.
Mirror Man : Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!
Freb : What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
Tumbler : "ROBIN-1"
Kip : Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
Memphis : Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.
Otto Halliwell : Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?
Sara "Sway" Wayland : Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.
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[giving driving lessons]
Donny : Don't look at me, look at the people next to you! Nex... Look at the... - well, turn the wheel! Pull over, pull her the hell over!
Driver 1 : Asshole!
Driver 2 : Learn how to drive!
Donny : [shuts car off] Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!
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[Freb brings a Cadillac into Otto's place]
Freb : I can deliver more than pizzas, huh? Boosted her myself.
Donny : How did you get this car?
Freb : Actually, the keys were in it.
Donny : Well, that kinda defies the point.
Memphis : You stole a car that wasn't on the list. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here?
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Donny : See ya tomorrow night, Eleanor, with your fine ass.
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Donny : Hey, did you see a box of rubber gloves around here?
Mirror Man : Gloves? Man, you don't need gloves! This is the new age! Check it out.
Donny : What is this?
Mirror Man : Just let me see that big claw you call a hand.
[He spreads adhesive onto Donny's fingertip]
Mirror Man : That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it.
[He applies the false fingerprint]
Mirror Man : Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back.
Donny : Damn...
Mirror Man : Boy got skills, right?
Donny : Yeah, you do.
[They bump fists]
Donny : You're like a little ghetto Smurf.
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Toby : [to Otto] I think that your dog ate the keys.
Otto Halliwell : Wait, he usually goes for the license plate... are you sure?
[Toby shows him the ripped up envelope]
Tumbler : Wait a minute... Wait a minute... the dog ate the keys.
Toby : YES.
Tumbler : [laughs] How... How are you gonna get them out?
Donny : [to Tumbler] Not funny.
Tumbler : [to Sphinx] Oh... excuse me.
[Sphinx flicks open his knife]
Toby , Otto Halliwell : [stops Sphinx] Whoa... don't even think about it, Sphinx.
Memphis : [to Sphinx] It's all right.
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Mirror Man : [Mirror Man just applied fake fingerprints to Donny's hand] Ya' boy got skills, right?
Donny : Yeah you do. You look like a little ghetto smurf.
