Planescape: Torment (1999 Video Game)

Dan Castellaneta: Nordom Whistleklik

Quotes 

• Morte : Hey Nordom, knock-knock.

  Nordom : Why do you persist in addressing me as a door?

  Morte : It's a joke, you stupid polygon! You're supposed to answer "Who's there?"

  Nordom : I know who is there. It is you. Why would I ask a question when I already know the answer?

  Morte : Just forget it.

• Nordom : I think therefore I am. I think.

• Nordom : Attention, Fall-from-Grace. I wish to address your body.

  Fall-from-Grace : Pardon me?

  Nordom : Your body. Your form. Your reason for selecting it. Why?

  Fall-from-Grace : Why... I suppose I find it comforting. Besides, I rather like the wings.

  Nordom : It would be more practical for you to assume the form of a modron. It is 13.27% more efficient. Give or take +5.2%.

  Fall-from-Grace : Why, Nordom, are you trying to court me?

  Nordom : It was not my intention to initiate legislation against you.

• Nordom : I estimate Fall-from-Grace to be found attractive by the male sex of 321,423 separate species. Give or take five.

  Fall-from-Grace : Oh? Does that include modrons?

  Nordom : I am no longer able to answer that question. I do not know.

• Nordom : I sleep in a drawer.

• Nordom : The issue no longer equals total logic.

• Fall-from-Grace : You know, Nordrom, you are perhaps the cutest little rogue modron I have ever encountered.

  Nordom : 'Cutest' is a subjective term. I prefer the designation "fearsome cubed warrior".

  Fall-from-Grace : Of course! That's why you're so cute.

• Nordom : Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?

  Morte : Is Annah still wearing clothes?

  Nordom : Affirmatory.

  Morte : Then the answer is yes.

• Nordom : A query, Annah: is your tail's purpose to indicate your current level of hostility?

  Annah : [angrily]  What kind of stupid question is that you pikin' sod box?

  Nordom : My analysis is correct. Danger! Danger!

• Morte : Hey Nordom, calculate the easiest way for me to snuggle with Annah's pillows.

  Nordom : Annah, Morte wishes to snuggle with your pillows!

• Nordom : Nordom is a fearsome cubic warrior!

• Nordom : Nordom and crossbows wish to go in search in trouble!

• Nordom : I am cube de-cubed.

• Nordom : Annah, does your tail assist you in maintaining your balance?

  Annah : No, it's fer scratchin' me back, yeh soddin' box!

  Nordom : Yes, that is quite logical.

  Annah : [sighs]