Blade II (2002)

Kris Kristofferson: Whistler

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Quotes 

• Scud : So B-man, what do you think?

  Blade : Sounds like a plan.

  Whistler : What do you really think?

  Blade : They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get.

• Whistler : Better get you some sunscreen, Buttercup.

  Chupa : Listen, shit kicker! You're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven.

  Whistler : I love it when you talk dirty.

• Reinhardt : [watching Whistler shine a bright light around a dark tunnel]  We're tryin' to attract 'em... not scare 'em off.

  Whistler : Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, you fucking nipplehead. What am I supposed to do?

  Chupa : [slaps Whistler with a pair of night-vision goggles]  Bifocals, Grampa. Try to keep up.

• Scud : Tell me somethin'. How's the weather up there, sweetheart?

  Whistler : [being pelted by rain]  Walkin' on sunshine, toad boy.

• Blade : How do you feel?

  Whistler : Like hammered shit.

• [after Scud has just been blown up by a bomb] 

  Whistler : I was just startin' to like him.

• [as Whistler tries to join Blade in entering the House of Pain] 

  Whistler : Let's go.

  Chupa : You won't pass for one of us. No way.

  Whistler : Like I give a shit.

  Blade : No, he's right. Why don't you post up on the roof over there? Cover our backs.

  Whistler : So the Bloodpack's callin' the shots now, huh? Great.

  Reinhardt : Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you.

  [Blade arms the bomb. Reinhardt freezes] 

  Blade : Keep pushing, asshole.

  [disarms bomb] 

• Whistler : What are you looking for?

  Scud : Phosphor rods. If I can suss out the light source, maybe I can make some sorta UV flash-bang grenade or somethin'.

  Whistler : Been tried already.

  Scud : Yeah, but you didn't have the Scudster working on it then, now did you?

• Scud : [after revealing he's a familiar]  They needed my help to bring you here to control Nomak. The old fuck, he was always just bait. I mean, look at him. He's your only real weakness, man. You may be fast, you may be strong and all that other bullshit, but in the end, B, you're just too human!

  [punches Whistler in the face] 

  Whistler : Well, you little shit!

  [Scud punches him again] 

  Scud : You think they scoped out my security system? I let them in, asshole!

• Blade : We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. Get a chance to see how their world really ticks.

  Whistler : I had enough of their world. They're just shitting bricks just because they're no longer top of the food chain.

• Whistler : How'd you two hook up?

  Scud : I was backpackin'. Met these two chicks. Decided to take 'em back to my, uh, tent for a little "Three's Company" action.

  [opens his shirt to reveal horrible scarring across his chest and abdomen] 

  Whistler : Purdy.

  Scud : Next thing I know Janet and Chrissy start tearing chunks outta my stomach. Blade shows up, saves my ass, everything else just sorta fell into place.

• Whistler : They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could've at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it.

• Whistler : How'd you find me?

  Blade : Started out in Moscow then Romania. They kept moving you around.

  Whistler : How long was I gone? Months?

  Blade : Too long.

  Whistler : [to himself]  Years.