- Dragon: [to Stewie] Hey you what are you doing?
- Stewie Babcock: Water, I'm so thirsty, I need water!
- Dragon: That's not water asshole, that's dragon food, and just for looking at it I'm going to crisp you!
- [prepares to breathe fire on him but farts instead, burning some nearby trees]
- Dragon: Shit!, shit!
- Stewie Babcock: [pointing at the fire] Hey what's that?
- Dragon: What it is, is fire asshole!
- Stewie Babcock: Fire, how do you make fire?
- Dragon: How do you make fire? Listen stupid if I knew you'd be crisp right now!
- Stewie Babcock: [points at his butt] It doesn't come out of my ass hole.
- Dragon: No it's supposed to come from this hole
- [points at his mouth]
- Stewie Babcock: Can I help?
- Dragon: Sure wise, guy what are you going to do stick a cork up my ass?
- Stewie Babcock: [sticks a branch in the dragon's butt] Is that better?
- Dragon: Ow! He stuck a cork up my ass?, he stuck a cork up my ass!