One joke movie has Desiree Lane as Annie looking for her lost pussy cat at Daddy Warbuck's house. Music has a moody sad feeling to it sort of like Cher's runaway teen in Chastity. But this is a comic strip parody, at least try to be cheerful to match the silly grade school jokes in the dialog. Sex scenes are routine and have an unemotional factory made flavor to them.
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Hardcore porn aimed at fans of jailbait
lor_9 December 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Desiree Lane is the reason to suffer through LITTLE OFTEN ANNIE, a typical Leon Gucci/Leonard Kirtman XXX effort which despite its needed disclaimer at the front that it isn't kiddie porn is still catering to a similar audience. She's beautiful and enthusiastic, even in a crappy vehicle like this.
Previous IMDb reviewer perhaps intentionally made the boner of claiming that this is a softcore movie. Au contraire: pic runs 79 minutes and at least 70 of them are explicit sex footage.
Lane as Annie loses her pussycat at the beginning of the video, and in the manner of a blue version of Abbott & Costello, only way more tedious, her constant "I lost my pussy" statements to strangers in hopes they'll help her find it is the show's entire 1-joke premise.
All the guys are anxious to oblige her but Annie never seems to catch on that her private parts might constitute a synonym. She looks old enough to be past the age of consent but her cutesy little voice and mannerisms are clearly Kirtman's goal of pretend-pederasty, a lucrative genre he mined in such hits as LOVES OF LOLITA.
Along the way Annie has sex with the mailman, a lesbian, folks at the brothel named Pussy Palace, the gardener and a cook. She falls in love with Nick Niter who bears the character name Daddy Long Legs. The TV guy fails to make the credits crawl, and fortunately (I demand completeness) an alert viewer has added his name to IMDb.
Other than another opportunity to ogle Miss Lane, this is porn aimed at folks who miss the intellectual content of ancient stag films.
Previous IMDb reviewer perhaps intentionally made the boner of claiming that this is a softcore movie. Au contraire: pic runs 79 minutes and at least 70 of them are explicit sex footage.
Lane as Annie loses her pussycat at the beginning of the video, and in the manner of a blue version of Abbott & Costello, only way more tedious, her constant "I lost my pussy" statements to strangers in hopes they'll help her find it is the show's entire 1-joke premise.
All the guys are anxious to oblige her but Annie never seems to catch on that her private parts might constitute a synonym. She looks old enough to be past the age of consent but her cutesy little voice and mannerisms are clearly Kirtman's goal of pretend-pederasty, a lucrative genre he mined in such hits as LOVES OF LOLITA.
Along the way Annie has sex with the mailman, a lesbian, folks at the brothel named Pussy Palace, the gardener and a cook. She falls in love with Nick Niter who bears the character name Daddy Long Legs. The TV guy fails to make the credits crawl, and fortunately (I demand completeness) an alert viewer has added his name to IMDb.
Other than another opportunity to ogle Miss Lane, this is porn aimed at folks who miss the intellectual content of ancient stag films.
Oh well.
farcoat21 March 2005
Warning: Spoilers
This is actually a soft core porn flick, my neighbor has a beta max copy of it and we all sit down to watch it one time. The lead girl at first loses her pet cat, then everyone she asks want to help her but they take advantage of her first then refuse to help her after that. I am mildly shocked I am the first one to input a comment on this, I actually think this movie was tastefully made, but of course low budget and the storyline will make you roll your eyes every 30 minutes. Good for boys though, because beyond all the nudity there really is nothing else. The sound effects are also too 80's to begin with, but then again this was set in the 80's. This movie also reminds me of an accidental porn flick I saw which I thought was an 80's version of "Clueless" which was "California Valley Girls".
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