- Scrappy Doo: So with the cadets it was a snap to escape Revolta's trap, now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Scrappy rap. Over there is Daddy Drac who's glad to have his daughter back, and all the guys from Calloway are here to dance the night away. And there's Miss G with Colonel C, grooving to my melody.
- Ms. Grimwood: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
- Scrappy Doo: And Grunt's with Elsa Frankenteen who wants to be a slam dance queen, and Phanty really does her thing, a dance for two, the Phanty fling.
- Scooby Doo: Raggy, reyes, reyes.
- Shaggy: Rice, where?
- Scooby Doo: [Widens one of his eyes with his paws] Ro, reyes!
- Shaggy: Oh, eyes, why didn't you say so?
- Scooby Doo: Ri rid.
- Shaggy: Maybe I shouldn't have taken this job as a gym teacher.
- Scrappy Doo: Don't worry about it, Shaggy, you'll do great, and I'll make a great assistant, I've been working out, see?
- [picks up a barbell but falls so that the barbell is stuck between the back doors of the van]
- Shaggy: Zoinks! He's not only working out, he's falling out!
- Scrappy Doo: [Still hanging onto the barbell] Whee! I bet this is great for building up my shoulder muscles.
- Ms. Grimwood: Matches, how many times have I told you, don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house party, and you certainly can't carve that
- [volleyball]
- Ms. Grimwood: into a jack-o-lantern, now get rid of it.
- Shaggy: What's the rush? We've got 1400 hours, that's a lot of time.
- Scrappy Doo: But Shaggy, 1400 hours means 2 o' clock, we've only got an hour!
- Shaggy: Like why didn't you say so, Scrappy? Come on it's time to warm up.
- Colonel Calloway: [trying some fudge] Doesn't it taste a little... moldy?
- Ms. Grimwood: Of course, Colonel, fungus fudge always tastes moldy.
- Colonel Calloway: Fungus fudge?
- [Drops the fudge so that Matches catches and eats it, and then drinks down a cup of tea]
- Ms. Grimwood: Yes, it goes so well with toad stool tea.
- Colonel Calloway: Toad stool tea?
- [Drops the teacup on Matches]
- Scrappy Doo: But Shaggy, why do we have to wear a tutu?
- Shaggy: Because uh... uh... well...
- Ms. Grimwood: Because ballet makes my girls limber.
- Shaggy: Yeah, that's it, limber.
- Scrappy Doo: Don't worry, Tanis, we'll help you win a trophy. My uncle Scooby's got more moves than a Russian chess player.
- Scooby Doo: Reah, reckmate.
- Scooby Doo: Raggy, rats, rats!
- Shaggy: Rats?
- [yawns and gives Scooby mouse traps]
- Shaggy: Like take 2 of these and call me in the morning.
- Scooby Doo: Ro Raggy, RATS.
- Shaggy: Bats?
- [looks at the shade]
- Shaggy: See, Scoob? There's nothing shady about the shade, now go onto sleep.
- Shaggy: That's keeping your cape in shape, Sibella.
- Sibella Dracula: Fangs a lot, Shaggy.
- Tanis the Mummy: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
- Ms. Grimwood: You certainly are, Tanis, scaerobics are good for everyone.
- Daddy Dracula: [about Shaggy and Scooby] Sibella, these two are even battier than ve are!
- Sibella Dracula: They are a little strange, Daddy, but they're fangtastic teachers!
- Ms. Grimwood: Come, I want you to meet my girls.
- [Bat-Sibella comes flying in]
- Ms. Grimwood: Ah, here's one of them now.
- Shaggy: Girl? Like, don't be batty; that's no girl!
- Sibella Dracula: [transforms back into her regular vampire self] What's wrong with batty? I'm Sibella, Count Dracula's daughter. Fangtastic to meet you!