The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
Amanda Peet: Jill
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Quotes
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Jill St. Claire : Your wife is not a nice person.
Oz : You're expecting an argument?
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[after Oz tells Jimmy over a payphone he loves Jimmy's wife, while Jimmy doesn't know they slept together]
Jimmy : Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her!
[to Frankie]
Jimmy : He said he's in love with Cynthia!
Frankie Figs : No shit!
Jill St. Claire : So SHE'S the one!
Jimmy : She's the one what?
Jill St. Claire : The one he schtupped in Chicago!
Jimmy : The one he...
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Jimmy : My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
Oz : I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
Jimmy : [with increasing anger] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that what you're telling me?
Jill St. Claire : Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
Jimmy : [now livid] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!
[Jill takes the phone from Jimmy]
Oz : [to Cynthia] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.
Jimmy : FIND OUT WHERE HE IS!
[into phone]
Jimmy : JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!
[Jill takes the phone away]
Jimmy : It's a DISGRACE...
Jill St. Claire : [into phone] Oz, you stud, you!
Frankie Figs : Gonna be a DEAD stud.
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Jill St. Claire : I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet.
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Jimmy : [speaking about Oz] You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met.
Jill St. Claire : Do you see why I couldn't kill him?
Jimmy : I love him!
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[at the bank, Jill proposes double-crossing Jimmy, splitting the money, and running]
Jill St. Claire : What do you think?
Cynthia : I think... I know, that if we did, Jimmy would kill Oz.
Jill St. Claire : So what? Think about it, Cynthia. We're talking about five million dollars each here.
Cynthia : [realizes] The thing is... I think I love him.
Jill St. Claire : You think? Sweetheart, for five million dollars, you'd better be damn sure!
Cynthia : [smiles] I am. I'm sorry, but... I love him.
Jill St. Claire : You do?
Cynthia : [laughs] Yeah.
Jill St. Claire : [grins back] That's the right answer.
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[Oz is on the phone with Jill while Sophie drives him to the airport]
Jill St. Claire : Are you going alone?
Oz : Yes.
Jill St. Claire : Good, can you do me a huge favor while you're there? Go out and get laid.
Oz : Jill!
[covers the phone]
Jill St. Claire : And call me the second you get back. Better yet, call me right after. Call me during! I want all the details!
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Jill St. Claire : [on Sophie] You know, you'd be doing the world a favor if you just had her whacked.
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Jill St. Claire : You don't like the Walther?
Jimmy : I think you should go with what you're comfortable with.
Jill St. Claire : It's what James Bond uses.
Jimmy : Really?
Jill St. Claire : Yeah.
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Jill St. Claire : [5:16] I just want a hamburger and french fries
Oz : OK, I'm going to have a hamburger with no mayonnaise this time
Waitress : No Mayonnaise?
Oz : No Mayonnaise. Not at all, OK?
Oz : She's going to put mayonnaise on it