- [first lines]
- Tepper: [knocking on her door] Mrs. Darmsetter? Hey... You left your door open again.
- Mrs. Darmsetter: Heaven sake, I wonder how did that happen.
- Tepper: Yes well, how is everything?
- Mrs. Darmsetter: Well, I'm worried about my mail. I think someone's stealing it. Because I haven't received any letters from my kids in a long time, and they always write.
- Tepper: Well, are they taking all your mail or just the letters?
- Mrs. Darmsetter: Just the letters. You'd think they'd take everything else, wouldn't you? They don't.