Head Over Heels (2001)

Monica Potter: Amanda

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Quotes 

• Amanda : I searched his apartment and I know him... intimately.

  Roxana : Honey, you left the blinds open. We all know him intimately.

• Amanda : Why don't you have a badge?

  Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot : Because I'm undercover!

  Amanda : Well Hey! You know what? I'm undercover too! Did you want to see my badge? Oopsie! I don't have one!

• Amanda : Why are you talking to your therapist about me?

  Jade : She says I talk too much about myself.

• Roxana : Hey Amanda? If you find a 20 dollar bill on the floor of someone else's apartment is it the same as if you find it in the street?

  Amanda : No.

  Roxana : Then I haven't found anything.

• Amanda : [spying on Jim's apartment, seeing the girl scouts]  Those little whores are good. They even bring the props.

• Lisa : Look busy.

  Amanda : I am busy.

  Lisa : Well, help me look busy.

• Amanda : He's got some fatal flaw.

  Candi : How do you know that?

  Amanda : I'm attracted to him.

• Holly : We have a lot of people interested, so what is it that you do?

  Amanda : Oh, I work...

  Holly : You work? I like you! Did I mention you're in the lead for the apartment?

• Roxana : Isn't that the new CK girl?

  Jade : Uh-huh. She's cute.

  Holly : You know, I heard they gave here eleven million dollars.

  Amanda : She looks fourteen, though.

  Holly : Hello?

  Roxana , Jade , Holly : She's twelve.

• Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot : [about the dog]  I guess Hamlet likes you.

  Amanda : You mean he doesn't tackle just anyone?

  Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot : [smiling]  No he tackles everyone. But he only drools on his favorites.

  Amanda : Well I'm flattered.

• Amanda : I've got the runs. I mean, I've got to run.

  [walks away] 

  Amanda : Oh my God. "I've got the runs?"

• [pissed off at how she looks] 

  Amanda : I look like STEVIE NICKS!

• Amanda : It looks like a closet.

  Holly : Silly, closets don't have windows.

• Amanda : I know what you're thinking, you may think you have the worst taste in men, but you don't... I do. My grade school boyfriend left me for someone with boobs, my high school boyfriend Charlie left me for well, someone with out any boobs.

• Amanda : New York City. Home to 8 million people. Roughly half of whom are men. Which means half of the city is genetically predisposed to lie to the other half.

• Amanda : Now I know what your flaw is.

  Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot : What?

  Amanda : [she grabs his wrist]  You throw like a girl.

  [She pulls Jim over and laughs] 

• Amanda : Not my dog that what they say to avoid a lawsuit

  [Hamlet Nudges Amanda from behind making Amanda fall into Jim's arms] 

  Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot : Come on Hamlet

  [!] 

  Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot : No means no, dude.