Head Over Heels (2001)

Shalom Harlow: Jade

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Quotes 

• Candi : If they get married, I'll do the shower.

  Jade : I'll do the pictures.

  Roxana : I do groomsmen.

• Amanda : Why are you talking to your therapist about me?

  Jade : She says I talk too much about myself.

• Jade : Lemme just say, if he hadn't washed his hands this investigation would be over right here.

• Candi : No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules.

  Roxana : Ew!

  Jade : No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?

• Jade : [leaning out the bathroom window, gasping for air]  Let me just say, if he hadn't wash his hands this investigation would be over... Right here!

• Jade : I'm getting hives just from being around these ugly people.

• Roxana : Isn't that the new CK girl?

  Jade : Uh-huh. She's cute.

  Holly : You know, I heard they gave here eleven million dollars.

  Amanda : She looks fourteen, though.

  Holly : Hello?

  Roxana , Jade , Holly : She's twelve.

• Jade : So Mr. Alfredo, you need models?

  Alfredo : Well what the hell have I been saying?

  Roxana : Well what the hell do we look like?

• Jade : Not one step further. This place is filthy.