Passions (1999–2008)

Kim Johnston Ulrich: Ivy Winthrop, Ivy Winthrop Crane

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• Julian Crane : I'm in no mood to play "Let's Provoke Julian" today.

  Ivy Winthrop Crane : Pity. It's my favorite game!

• Ivy Winthrop Crane : Well, we all remember where the bloody corpse dream got the family the last time.

• Ivy Winthrop Crane : You know, there is an old Chinese proverb that says, 'Man who talks with fake Chinese accent, man with something to hide.'

  Julian Crane : There's another Chinese proverb that says 'Wife like you can go to HELL.'

• Ivy Winthrop Crane : You were always so good in the kitchen. I wish I'd taken "Home Ec" in school.

  Grace Bennett : Oh well you were probably too busy cramming for "How to Be a Bitch 101."

  Ivy Winthrop Crane : You know Grace, you're usually so passive I'd forgotten that you had any wit.

  Grace Bennett : I wouldn't worry about it. Because I hear that memory loss is common in menopausal women.

• Rebecca : Ivy, didn't you wear that last year?

  Ivy Winthrop Crane : Yes, I did. And what are you, Rebecca, some large, yellow bird's date?

• Ivy Winthrop Crane : What's up, Julian? It wouldn't have anything to do with, let's see, a mysterious bird statue?

• Ivy Winthrop Crane : Let me out, I have a bride to bludgeon to death!

• [Miguel burst into the Bennett's were Ivy is drinking] 

  Ivy Winthrop Crane : Miguel!

  Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald : Ms. Winthrop... Were did that crazy fog come from? I mean it's like pea soup. There was all these bats flying around my head...

  Ivy Winthrop Crane : Bats? Oh, Miguel, you shouldn't drink the cheap stuff.

• [Fancy pleads with Ivy for the Bennetts to attend Alistair's New Year's party] 

  Ivy Winthrop Crane : That ad gives me the willies and we are *not* attending his murder.

  Noah Bennett : [smiling]  Actually, when you put it like that...

  Ivy Winthrop Crane : Noah!