Strangers with Candy (1999–2000)
Orlando Pabotoy: Orlando Pinatubo
Quotes
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Orlando Pinatubo : You should run for homecoming queen, Jerri.
Jerri Blank : What? Are you joking? I don't think I'm what the boys consider a traditional beauty.
Orlando Pinatubo : In my country, you'd be a real queen.
Jerri Blank : Yeah, well, that's cause your country's ruled by monkeys.
Orlando Pinatubo : Jerri, that's an ugly thing to say.
Jerri Blank : Geez, why are you people so sensitive about your resemblance to monkeys? They're adorable.
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Jerri Blank : From now on, this violin is my whole life.
Orlando Pinatubo : Hey, Jerri. Wanna go throw stuff off the overpass?
Jerri Blank : Yeah.
[holds up violin]
Jerri Blank : We can throw this.
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Mr. Chuck Noblet : You're new here, so let me lay it down for you. I run a pretty tight ship around here. Thats why the student call me "the hammer".
Orlando Pinatubo : We don't call you that.
Mr. Chuck Noblet : Shut up.