Strangers with Candy (1999–2000)

Deborah Rush: Sara Blank

Quotes 

• Sara Blank : Don't rub your feces on the lampshade.

• Jerri Blank : Dreams can happen

  Sara Blank : It's nice that you think that, dear.

• Sara Blank : Did you by any chance wipe your ass on our bathroom towels?

  Jerri Blank : Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?

  Sara Blank : Yes, Jerri.

  Jerri Blank : You have the huevos mas grandes trying to make me look like some filthy animal in front of my super-cool friend Fran.

  Sara Blank : Did you do it?

  Jerri Blank : Yes... I was in a hurry.

• [Jerri is running for homecoming queen] 

  Jerri Blank : I was nominated today.

  Sara Blank : Oh Jerri, I'm sorry. Kids can be so cruel in their pranks. I'll have your father call Principal Blackman tomorrow.

  Jerri Blank : It wasn't a prank. It's for real, stepmother. And I have a good chance at winning.

  Sara Blank : Of course you do, darling. And I'm a caribou.

• Sara Blank : I can stop whenever I want! That you don't believe me? Well, if you're such a good listener, why don't you watch this?

  [Pours bottles into the sink] 

  Sara Blank : say goodbye to my mixers.

  Jerri Blank : I guess she can stop.