Strangers with Candy (1999–2000)

Sarah Thyre: Coach Cherri Wolf, Jerri's Step-Mom

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• Coach Cherri Wolf : Today we're gonna be talking about reproduction and its consequences. In order for you to learn what it's like to take care of a ten pound

  [makes finger quotes] 

  Coach Cherri Wolf : baby, each of you will be taking care of... a ten pound baby. First up, Jerri Blank.

  Jerri Blank : But I've had plenty of babies. Just none I've carried to full term.

  Coach Cherri Wolf : Come get the baby, Jerri.

  Jerri Blank : I don't understand the point of this.

  Coach Cherri Wolf : The point, Jerri, is for you to learn a valuable lesson.

  Jerri Blank : Which is?

  Coach Cherri Wolf : Well, if I told you the lesson, you wouldn't be learning it. I'd be teaching it.