Strangers with Candy (1999–2000)

Patrick Blindauer: Chip Beavers

Quotes 

• Chuck Noblet : Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina?

  Tina : Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy?

  Chuck Noblet : Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip?

  Chip Beavers : That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle.

  Chuck Noblet : Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly.

  Tina : But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks?

  Chuck Noblet : Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.