Family Fortunes (1980–2023)

Bob Monkhouse: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Bob Monkhouse : Name one of the ingredients in chicken stuffing.

  Contestant : [Buzzes in]  Chicken.

  Bob Monkhouse : Chicken? What, you stuff chicken with a chicken?

  [Audience laughter] 

• Bob Monkhouse : Top three answers on the board: Name something that uses microchips.

  Contestant : [Buzzes in]  Fish fryer.

  [Audience laughter] 

  Contestant : Ah... sorry!

  [laughs] 

• Bob Monkhouse : [to a contestant playing for the West family]  Are you West?

  Contestant : No, I'm Bent.

• Bob Monkhouse : [the contestant's name is Rich Bent]  He's Rich and he's Bent. And they say crime doesn't pay.