Next Friday (2000)

Michael Blackson: Customer #1

Quotes 

• Day-Day : Roach, if Pinky catches you doing that X-Games shit on the counter, we both gon' be fired!

  African : [walking in store]  Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers! What the fuck is this? You motherfuckers!

  Day-Day : Can I help you, sir?

  African : Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfucker?

  Day-Day : The manager's not here. I'm running the store right now.

  African : You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.

  Day-Day : Do you have the cover, sir?

  African : I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what?

  Day-Day : Can I see it sir?

  [looks at CD] 

  Day-Day : What, were you chewing on this shit before you got here?

  African : Bullshit, motherfucker! Do you know who you are fucking with?

  Day-Day : Bishop Desmond Tutu?

  African : Try again, motherfucker!

  Day-Day : Winnie Mandela's lil'...

  African : Try *again*, motherfucker!

  Day-Day : Just an ugly ass black dude.

  African : I'll go *postal* in this motherfucker!

  Day-Day : Man, you better take your hostile black ass outta here!

  African : [knocks down CD stand as Craig walks in]  Ol' biatch...

  [Craig shoves him into CD rack] 

  African : Oh, shit! Please, don't hurt me! Please! This's John Blaze; I can get jiggy with this!

  Craig : Get your ass up outta here!

  African : I'm just a bitch-ass nigga!